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Memories of spending all day at the beach as an '80s teenager, when SPF15 was still 100% protection for pasty tourists. Locals only!
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Attorney General Pam Bondi has the power to hold the men in the Epstein files accountable.
But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.
But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.
February 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi has the power to hold the men in the Epstein files accountable.
But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.
But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.
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I'm going to laugh so hard at the Bad Bunny hating Christian Nationalists if Jesus ever shows up for the Second Coming only speaking Aramaic.
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I'm going to laugh so hard at the Bad Bunny hating Christian Nationalists if Jesus ever shows up for the Second Coming only speaking Aramaic.
Sumatra blend coffee and plain Ritz whole wheat crackers go together surprisingly well. Which is a sad, sad commentary on my life.
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Sumatra blend coffee and plain Ritz whole wheat crackers go together surprisingly well. Which is a sad, sad commentary on my life.
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This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all
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Let's just stop with the "I deeply regrets" when you're caught in the Epstein files. You only regret that you got caught. We're not stupid, you perverts.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Let's just stop with the "I deeply regrets" when you're caught in the Epstein files. You only regret that you got caught. We're not stupid, you perverts.
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Has the right ever NOT complained about a Super Bowl halftime show ever?
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Has the right ever NOT complained about a Super Bowl halftime show ever?
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Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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So this is a headline on Huffpost:
"Republicans Condemn 'Incredibly Offensive' Trump Post About The Obamas"
Are you fucking kidding me? 3 fucking Republicans said something. 3.
Stop giving them credit for not even doing the absolute minimum. This is ludicrous.
"Republicans Condemn 'Incredibly Offensive' Trump Post About The Obamas"
Are you fucking kidding me? 3 fucking Republicans said something. 3.
Stop giving them credit for not even doing the absolute minimum. This is ludicrous.
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
So this is a headline on Huffpost:
"Republicans Condemn 'Incredibly Offensive' Trump Post About The Obamas"
Are you fucking kidding me? 3 fucking Republicans said something. 3.
Stop giving them credit for not even doing the absolute minimum. This is ludicrous.
"Republicans Condemn 'Incredibly Offensive' Trump Post About The Obamas"
Are you fucking kidding me? 3 fucking Republicans said something. 3.
Stop giving them credit for not even doing the absolute minimum. This is ludicrous.
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It's obvious but still striking to consider that we have a United States government driven solely by one man's emotional dysregulation and dysfunction.
February 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
It's obvious but still striking to consider that we have a United States government driven solely by one man's emotional dysregulation and dysfunction.
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Layoffs just hit their highest start-of-year total since January 2009 — the height of the Great Recession — according to data tracking firm Challenger.
Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.
Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?
Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.
Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Layoffs just hit their highest start-of-year total since January 2009 — the height of the Great Recession — according to data tracking firm Challenger.
Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.
Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?
Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.
Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
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No. The administration has spent months BLOCKING the report going to congress. Nothing is "too classified for Congress."
February 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
No. The administration has spent months BLOCKING the report going to congress. Nothing is "too classified for Congress."
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February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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The Kennedy Center has been in continuous operation for 55 years.
Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.
Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.
Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.
Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The Kennedy Center has been in continuous operation for 55 years.
Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.
Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.
Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.
Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.
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“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
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I am absolutely sickened by the many rich, powerful & famous men whose names are being outed in these files as having gone to Epstein's island.
Rep. Thomas Massie & I always said this would be a moral reckoning for our nation.
Looks like that reckoning begins today.
Rep. Thomas Massie & I always said this would be a moral reckoning for our nation.
Looks like that reckoning begins today.
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I am absolutely sickened by the many rich, powerful & famous men whose names are being outed in these files as having gone to Epstein's island.
Rep. Thomas Massie & I always said this would be a moral reckoning for our nation.
Looks like that reckoning begins today.
Rep. Thomas Massie & I always said this would be a moral reckoning for our nation.
Looks like that reckoning begins today.
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Oh, look! The guy in charge of deporting people for being antisemitic is antisemitic himself. Is that where self-deportation kicks in?
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Oh, look! The guy in charge of deporting people for being antisemitic is antisemitic himself. Is that where self-deportation kicks in?
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
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January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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More….trump is a fucking pediphile
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
More….trump is a fucking pediphile
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Hashim Akib (British, b. 1967). Colours in the rain (oil on canvas).
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Hashim Akib (British, b. 1967). Colours in the rain (oil on canvas).