Riley
@openlygator.bsky.social
I code a little, I write a little, I disassociate a lot.
It is what it is.
any pronoun’s a good pronoun 👍
It is what it is.
any pronoun’s a good pronoun 👍
Well shit, they got my ass
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Well shit, they got my ass
Being in your 30s is taking your vyvanse and prep with monster as a chaser
September 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Being in your 30s is taking your vyvanse and prep with monster as a chaser
I love seeing sports nutrition ads where the design and marketing seems to imply “this will either give you the energy to fight every recorded god or fucking kill you on the spot. no middle ground”
September 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love seeing sports nutrition ads where the design and marketing seems to imply “this will either give you the energy to fight every recorded god or fucking kill you on the spot. no middle ground”
Incredible that even with all the money pumped into the Victorian PT officer program, there’s nobody at all around to stop someone smoking in a carriage from Flinders to North Richmond
September 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Incredible that even with all the money pumped into the Victorian PT officer program, there’s nobody at all around to stop someone smoking in a carriage from Flinders to North Richmond
Oh, a WHISK HOLDER
Ok 😅😅😅😅
Not a penet- y’know never mind
Ok 😅😅😅😅
Not a penet- y’know never mind
August 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Oh, a WHISK HOLDER
Ok 😅😅😅😅
Not a penet- y’know never mind
Ok 😅😅😅😅
Not a penet- y’know never mind
If Melbourne introduced an express tram that just ran to Queen Vic Market, the rider numbers would be insane
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
If Melbourne introduced an express tram that just ran to Queen Vic Market, the rider numbers would be insane
Wracked with dysphoria
Deeply uncomfortable with continuing c*m storage process so I can start E
Physical bodies are such ass
Deeply uncomfortable with continuing c*m storage process so I can start E
Physical bodies are such ass
July 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Wracked with dysphoria
Deeply uncomfortable with continuing c*m storage process so I can start E
Physical bodies are such ass
Deeply uncomfortable with continuing c*m storage process so I can start E
Physical bodies are such ass
Remember kids, no matter how hard you crash out, you will NEVER crash out harder than Hendrix/Pissed Off Lawyer
July 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Remember kids, no matter how hard you crash out, you will NEVER crash out harder than Hendrix/Pissed Off Lawyer
We do have a real lemon-stealing Badnik problem in the neighborhood
July 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
We do have a real lemon-stealing Badnik problem in the neighborhood
Oh, Fantastic fourskins in Monopoly Go too?
July 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh, Fantastic fourskins in Monopoly Go too?
Personally I’m still holding out for Brilliant Asses but a win’s a win
July 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Personally I’m still holding out for Brilliant Asses but a win’s a win
Shame I have a flight to the US to catch this year because wow there’s a lot to post about lately
June 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Shame I have a flight to the US to catch this year because wow there’s a lot to post about lately
Say what you will about AI, but at least it’s given people with no skills a pretend job on LinkedIn. Prompt engineer? Just tell us you have a thesaurus at your desk and the closest you’ve come to a date was in a GSheet you asked a LLM to create
June 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Say what you will about AI, but at least it’s given people with no skills a pretend job on LinkedIn. Prompt engineer? Just tell us you have a thesaurus at your desk and the closest you’ve come to a date was in a GSheet you asked a LLM to create
IDF, Israel “regrets inconvenience caused” by *firing in the direction of visiting diplomats*
@noahsamsen.bsky.social
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...
@noahsamsen.bsky.social
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...
Israeli forces open fire towards diplomats touring West Bank
A delegation of diplomats and officials from European, Asian and Arab countries were forced to run when Israeli forces opened fire in the city of Jenin.
www.abc.net.au
May 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
IDF, Israel “regrets inconvenience caused” by *firing in the direction of visiting diplomats*
@noahsamsen.bsky.social
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...
@noahsamsen.bsky.social
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...
What if it was possible to climb into your own butt for warmth
Like _BWEE-oop!_ and you invert
Idk something to think about
Like _BWEE-oop!_ and you invert
Idk something to think about
May 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
What if it was possible to climb into your own butt for warmth
Like _BWEE-oop!_ and you invert
Idk something to think about
Like _BWEE-oop!_ and you invert
Idk something to think about
I absolutely do not want to hear Kanye’s recent song (that new one with that title that can be shortened to the same letter twice), but am trying to find only the lyrics so I can actually get a grasp on how bad it’s gotten. Hoo boy Google’s search results are a battleground right now
May 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I absolutely do not want to hear Kanye’s recent song (that new one with that title that can be shortened to the same letter twice), but am trying to find only the lyrics so I can actually get a grasp on how bad it’s gotten. Hoo boy Google’s search results are a battleground right now
Jesus Christ what are these Twitter ads? This is just sad.
May 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Jesus Christ what are these Twitter ads? This is just sad.
Reposted by Riley
Who could have possibly predicted that TERFS would immediately pivot from transmisogyny to overt racism?
Oh, wait. It was trans women. Trans women said this is exactly what would happen.
Oh, wait. It was trans women. Trans women said this is exactly what would happen.
UK TERFs quickly moving onto their next victims
#TERFisland #UK #xenophobia #ScratchATERF #transphobia
#TERFisland #UK #xenophobia #ScratchATERF #transphobia
April 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Who could have possibly predicted that TERFS would immediately pivot from transmisogyny to overt racism?
Oh, wait. It was trans women. Trans women said this is exactly what would happen.
Oh, wait. It was trans women. Trans women said this is exactly what would happen.
Remembering the article on OpenAI being hit with sizeable additional costs just from people saying “please” and “thank you” to chatGPT has me thinking about how many social media posts we make wishing each other a happy Earth Day
April 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Remembering the article on OpenAI being hit with sizeable additional costs just from people saying “please” and “thank you” to chatGPT has me thinking about how many social media posts we make wishing each other a happy Earth Day
Reposted by Riley
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
April 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
Who’s spending money on Discord decorations? Skins in a game are one thing, but little add ons for your own avatar on a chat program baffles me
March 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Who’s spending money on Discord decorations? Skins in a game are one thing, but little add ons for your own avatar on a chat program baffles me
I’ve been trying to kill this lily at our house for like two years. What is this fuckin thing, descended from agapanthus or something?
March 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’ve been trying to kill this lily at our house for like two years. What is this fuckin thing, descended from agapanthus or something?
Are we meant to feel bad for the supposedly ultra-orthodox Jews signing up to join a genocide, @matthewdoran1.bsky.social ?
Feel some kind of sympathy for the families facing “tension” because one family member’s blood thirst outweighs their desire to be with their children?
Give your balls a tug.
Feel some kind of sympathy for the families facing “tension” because one family member’s blood thirst outweighs their desire to be with their children?
Give your balls a tug.
The IDF conscription issue causing tensions in Israeli families
Fighting wars on multiple fronts has left Israel's military ranks severely depleted. However, moves to force members of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish community to serve are dividing the nation.
www.abc.net.au
March 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Are we meant to feel bad for the supposedly ultra-orthodox Jews signing up to join a genocide, @matthewdoran1.bsky.social ?
Feel some kind of sympathy for the families facing “tension” because one family member’s blood thirst outweighs their desire to be with their children?
Give your balls a tug.
Feel some kind of sympathy for the families facing “tension” because one family member’s blood thirst outweighs their desire to be with their children?
Give your balls a tug.