I have not been able to get this out of my head so please someone help me. #democrat #rupublican #kirk whoever is available. My father in law and I were drinking (not heavily) and Kirk’s murder was brought up. He blamed trans, I said he was a white cis, he blamed trans partner…

I cosplayed a middle aged man so long I became one (happy 50th)

My boss just told me I have “middle management in my blood”

If anyone would assist in my suicide, it would be greatly appreciated

Do you think there’s an audio kink where one person wears sound canceling headphones that are linked to the Apple hearing assist and the other is in charge of the phone to speak into? Or did I just explain an audio processing disorder?

Men be like “I’m a libertarian” then vote to ban abortions

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

If I inherited a billion dollars, here’s what I’d do: a thread

🤣🤣

Very Interesting And Typical….

Tales of the accountant:
Today I turned 25, frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized I’m okay with wasting the 8-5 here. The ability I have to prop up my family now as opposed to 3 years ago gives me hope of progression.

this cow is going places 🐄🚗💨

If we can get the sexy cosplayers to migrate here en masse we could shatter X’s sturdiest remaining pillar.

Hell yeah, Austin.

Best Zelda live action version so far ;-]
(1991 Super Famicom commercial)
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