Matt
@openswimmer7.bsky.social
Comfortably naked, fond of flamingo themed swimwear when required 🦩
Usually to be found pottering about in the garden with a mug of coffee, and clothes abandoned somewhere…
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Usually to be found pottering about in the garden with a mug of coffee, and clothes abandoned somewhere…
Please do not repost images
Productive Humpday off.
Laundry out, leaves blown, greenhouse tidied, bulbs planted and a topless run out.
I did get dressed before going out, the wind chill is a bit too much!
Laundry out, leaves blown, greenhouse tidied, bulbs planted and a topless run out.
I did get dressed before going out, the wind chill is a bit too much!
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Productive Humpday off.
Laundry out, leaves blown, greenhouse tidied, bulbs planted and a topless run out.
I did get dressed before going out, the wind chill is a bit too much!
Laundry out, leaves blown, greenhouse tidied, bulbs planted and a topless run out.
I did get dressed before going out, the wind chill is a bit too much!
Happy Humpday, from me and my little blue garden companion
December 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Happy Humpday, from me and my little blue garden companion
Sunday morning garden meandering before dressing for work.
I reckon it’s going to be a quiet one, if yesterday’s anything to go by. Any Norfolk followers in the market for a new car?
I reckon it’s going to be a quiet one, if yesterday’s anything to go by. Any Norfolk followers in the market for a new car?
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Sunday morning garden meandering before dressing for work.
I reckon it’s going to be a quiet one, if yesterday’s anything to go by. Any Norfolk followers in the market for a new car?
I reckon it’s going to be a quiet one, if yesterday’s anything to go by. Any Norfolk followers in the market for a new car?
Seen enough of the moon pictures yet?
No? Here’s another couple for a Frosty, Full Moon, Full Frontal Friday.
No? Here’s another couple for a Frosty, Full Moon, Full Frontal Friday.
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Seen enough of the moon pictures yet?
No? Here’s another couple for a Frosty, Full Moon, Full Frontal Friday.
No? Here’s another couple for a Frosty, Full Moon, Full Frontal Friday.
Light cloud cover, but if you look up you can still see the full moon 🌕
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Light cloud cover, but if you look up you can still see the full moon 🌕
Humpday moon 🌕
I know, full is tomorrow, but the forecast shows cloudy skies for then.
I know, full is tomorrow, but the forecast shows cloudy skies for then.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Humpday moon 🌕
I know, full is tomorrow, but the forecast shows cloudy skies for then.
I know, full is tomorrow, but the forecast shows cloudy skies for then.
Humpday morning meander, and it looks like a BlueSky day ahead
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Humpday morning meander, and it looks like a BlueSky day ahead
A day of laundry, cleaning the kitchen, pottering in the garden, walking the dogs and a visit to the village craft fair, so I’m treating myself to a G&T in the bath 🛁
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A day of laundry, cleaning the kitchen, pottering in the garden, walking the dogs and a visit to the village craft fair, so I’m treating myself to a G&T in the bath 🛁
Sunday is living up to its name ☀️
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Sunday is living up to its name ☀️
‘Quote this post with your best butt pic’
I reckon my car has a pretty cute rear end!
I reckon my car has a pretty cute rear end!
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
‘Quote this post with your best butt pic’
I reckon my car has a pretty cute rear end!
I reckon my car has a pretty cute rear end!
Happy Fursday.
Back to work today, so covering up shortly.
One of my colleagues reckons I’d have the peachiest bottom of the team. The rest of my colleagues would have to show to be sure…
Back to work today, so covering up shortly.
One of my colleagues reckons I’d have the peachiest bottom of the team. The rest of my colleagues would have to show to be sure…
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Happy Fursday.
Back to work today, so covering up shortly.
One of my colleagues reckons I’d have the peachiest bottom of the team. The rest of my colleagues would have to show to be sure…
Back to work today, so covering up shortly.
One of my colleagues reckons I’d have the peachiest bottom of the team. The rest of my colleagues would have to show to be sure…
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Poached, on Marmite toast with a fresh coffee for me.
Poached, on Marmite toast with a fresh coffee for me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Poached, on Marmite toast with a fresh coffee for me.
Poached, on Marmite toast with a fresh coffee for me.
How cold is too cold for a morning meander down the garden?
Colder than this, apparently.
Colder than this, apparently.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
How cold is too cold for a morning meander down the garden?
Colder than this, apparently.
Colder than this, apparently.
Frosty foggy start to Humpday
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Frosty foggy start to Humpday
Soggy Sunday, but there’s the greenhouse to savour my morning coffee and view the garden under cover
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Soggy Sunday, but there’s the greenhouse to savour my morning coffee and view the garden under cover
FFFriday is full frontal and frosty outside.
Wish I could take my coffee back up to bed, but work beckons…
Wish I could take my coffee back up to bed, but work beckons…
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
FFFriday is full frontal and frosty outside.
Wish I could take my coffee back up to bed, but work beckons…
Wish I could take my coffee back up to bed, but work beckons…
Frosty Fursday.
But clear skies is an improvement on yesterday’s soggy start 😊
But clear skies is an improvement on yesterday’s soggy start 😊
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Frosty Fursday.
But clear skies is an improvement on yesterday’s soggy start 😊
But clear skies is an improvement on yesterday’s soggy start 😊
Tomorrow might be another indoors coffee morning…
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Tomorrow might be another indoors coffee morning…
Midweek moistness.
This week’s Humpday coffee will be enjoyed indoors! 💦🌧️💦
This week’s Humpday coffee will be enjoyed indoors! 💦🌧️💦
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Midweek moistness.
This week’s Humpday coffee will be enjoyed indoors! 💦🌧️💦
This week’s Humpday coffee will be enjoyed indoors! 💦🌧️💦
Does what it says on the tin.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Does what it says on the tin.
The weather’s been kind enough to plant up this shady corner of the courtyard, and plant up the birch I bought in the week to break up the hard fence line
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The weather’s been kind enough to plant up this shady corner of the courtyard, and plant up the birch I bought in the week to break up the hard fence line
After a stormy Friday and soggy Saturday, I’m hoping for more blue sky on Sunday
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
After a stormy Friday and soggy Saturday, I’m hoping for more blue sky on Sunday
Happy Fursday, BlueSky 🌤️ ☕️
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Happy Fursday, BlueSky 🌤️ ☕️
After a day of garden pottering and plant purchasing, I think I’ve earned a Humpday G&T. Cheers!
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
After a day of garden pottering and plant purchasing, I think I’ve earned a Humpday G&T. Cheers!