Kate! 💖☕️☠️
@ophelia5wims.bsky.social
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🔞 | 38 | bisexual | gummi worm popsicle influencer | proud 12ft skeleton mother | fuckface coded | emotional support extrovert | pfp by @illidarilemonade.bsky.social | cover by @self-induljennt.bsky.social
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ophelia5wims.bsky.social
I watched every episode with @brightblob.bsky.social and we both screamed so loudly when the kiss happened that we scared both her cats out of the room, it was truly everything
adoptourcrew.bsky.social
Happy 2 years to “You wear fine things well” 2.0 kiss!
What was your reaction? Did you experience it with friends? Tell us all about your reactions 🌕👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏴‍☠️💕
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ifycomedy.com
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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midgiepie.bsky.social
I am begging you to watch this
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
(Shhhhh I love you so much, your art has always been so good, this is me telling your brain to accept the sincere compliment 😌💖💖)
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
You mean my first favorite sketchbook, this classic work, a seminal piece of fandom history?? 😍😍
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deanbird.bsky.social
He's watching Blondie over there, and is immediately, hopelessly enamoured! What ridiculous thing is Stede doing that will have Ed sauntering over in T-minus 2 minutes?

#ofmd #OFMDfanart
Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death posed from the hips up. He's got an expression on his face that looks like a mix between a smirk and an embarrassed smile. He's two seconds away from twirling his hair around his finger. His right hand is curled up around his mouth and his left lies down to his side. He's wearing a pink long sleeved shirt with a snake pattern, and the shirt, his skin, and his dark wavy hair are highlighted in bright neon colors from pinkish red to purple to blue. His hair is half up with a small bun corralling the top half. The background is bright purple.
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
Things are rough over here too 🫂 but I've been getting myself flowers from the farmers market every time I go and it's been really nice
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
CLAIRE! 🥺 Truly the highest praise, omg
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
THANK YOU, I'M SO STUPID THIS MORNING 😅
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
I think about this art all the time, it is hanging on my wall in my house, I truly had no idea Jenn could go so hard when it came to spicy art, thank you for learning how to draw the interior of a Jeep for me 🥰🥰🥰
self-induljennt.bsky.social
Feelin spicy feisty after a fight with my computer and tablet this morning so you get some of my spicy art for #TakeTwoTuesday. Here's @ophelia5wims.bsky.social and @omgcocaptains.bsky.social's Partnered boys doing Jeep things.

#nsfwOFMD #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're in the backseat of a modern Jeep. They're both naked. Stede is sitting in Ed's lap while Ed jerks him off. Stede's consciousness is somewhere several miles above them. Ed's completely lost in watching Stede's face. Sunset oranges, purples, and blues are peeking behind them.
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
THE PRIZE JEWEL OF MY ART COLLECTION 🤩🤩
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
Omg this is what I get for posting this right before heading into my morning production meeting 🙃🙃 you're an angel, thank you 💖
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
Surprise, I followed through on something! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social day 6: anonymous sex, Ed/Stede, just some real horny idiots #ofmdkinktober
Are you calling me darling?
ophelia5wims
Summary:
DAY 6: Anonymous Sex

Ed and Stede meet at a bar and hit it off so fast that they somehow skipped an important step. Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet
Additional Tags:
Oral SexAnal SexFast BurnAnonymous Sexaccidentally anonymous sexyou'll see - Freeformstill super consensualAlternate Universe - Modern Setting
Language:
English
Series:
Part 1 of Kinktober 2025
Collections:
OFMD Kinktober 2025
Stats:
Published:2025-10-07Words:2,391Chapters:1/1
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ophelia5wims.bsky.social
I always say I'm like 3 or 4 pivotal life choices away from being a furry, which is deeply rooted in who I was as a kid (and there's still time! I might double back down one of those paths any day now! Who knows!)
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
In 2019, she started a podcast where she watched all of Game of Thrones after never seeing any of it (it's called Game of Groans! It's a good time!), and when she finished it this spring, we decided to start a new project where we could both be the new kid sometimes. It's gonna be fun!!
ophelia5wims.bsky.social
Hi, this feels like a good time to post about the podcast my sister and I are launching next month where we trade off watching movies that one of us hasn't seen 😌
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ophelia5wims.bsky.social
AHHHH CONGRATULATIONS! 🤩🤩🤩