gale
@oprahsfrendgale.bsky.social
trans n really cozy. ur a 🚬🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽
bus escape traffic jam is my favorite phone game
March 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
bus escape traffic jam is my favorite phone game
i’m pooping rn. wanna see it when i’m done?
March 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i’m pooping rn. wanna see it when i’m done?
i got fisted in a portapotty at jazz fest
March 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i got fisted in a portapotty at jazz fest
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BREAKING: Aggressively mediocre men who have never watched a game of women's basketball are suddenly experts on women's basketball.
March 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
BREAKING: Aggressively mediocre men who have never watched a game of women's basketball are suddenly experts on women's basketball.
my asshole gets very loose when i drink wine
March 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
my asshole gets very loose when i drink wine
i donate plasma bc they have storage wars on
March 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i donate plasma bc they have storage wars on
i often think of the barbie movie with the barking cat. i love that movie
March 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
i often think of the barbie movie with the barking cat. i love that movie
i don’t have any balls tho. this is ur only tw
March 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i don’t have any balls tho. this is ur only tw
gonna post a pic of my ween in 11 days
March 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
gonna post a pic of my ween in 11 days
i lost my virginity tonight
February 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i lost my virginity tonight
rain whispers gives me gender envy
February 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
rain whispers gives me gender envy
i’m not motha fucking cozy. rubbing my feet together n shit
February 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
i’m not motha fucking cozy. rubbing my feet together n shit
why is everyone all of a sudden saying lock in? i mean like “bro fuckin lock in” “you really gotta lock in bro” okay okay “i’m locked in”. in that moment everything went silent. i crashed the fuckin whip.
February 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
why is everyone all of a sudden saying lock in? i mean like “bro fuckin lock in” “you really gotta lock in bro” okay okay “i’m locked in”. in that moment everything went silent. i crashed the fuckin whip.
my man my man my man
February 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
my man my man my man
i idolize wayne brady
February 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i idolize wayne brady
i get high after work then can’t stop thinking about how weird i am. ZONK
February 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i get high after work then can’t stop thinking about how weird i am. ZONK
when i get old i wanna look like i need an exorcist
February 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
when i get old i wanna look like i need an exorcist
i fall asleep to the sounds of naked cats slapping each other
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i fall asleep to the sounds of naked cats slapping each other
pleeeeeease i don’t want to have to kill
February 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
pleeeeeease i don’t want to have to kill
i think brendan fraser is fucking terrifying
February 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
i think brendan fraser is fucking terrifying
i’m running for president in 2028. my platform is to ban procreation. ban periods. and force everyone to have transgender surgeries.
February 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
i’m running for president in 2028. my platform is to ban procreation. ban periods. and force everyone to have transgender surgeries.
i didn’t ask to be here. i’ve never wanted this. why would i force that on someone else
February 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
i didn’t ask to be here. i’ve never wanted this. why would i force that on someone else
i hate children. i’d rather die than have any. i despise procreation.
February 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
i hate children. i’d rather die than have any. i despise procreation.
yall know the wages for servers hasn’t changed since 1991. the federal minimum wage ain’t changed since 2015.
February 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
yall know the wages for servers hasn’t changed since 1991. the federal minimum wage ain’t changed since 2015.