Andrew Optimisey
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Cambridge-based #SEO nerd | Specialist Instructor on the Wix Studio SEO course | SEO Consultant available for hire |
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Not a runner but pulled my calf playing tennis and got bored waiting. Went back too early and tore it - no more tennis for 6 weeks. 😖
Patience is a virtue with injuries. A week or two more healing = few weeks out overall.
Patience is a virtue with injuries. A week or two more healing = few weeks out overall.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Not a runner but pulled my calf playing tennis and got bored waiting. Went back too early and tore it - no more tennis for 6 weeks. 😖
Patience is a virtue with injuries. A week or two more healing = few weeks out overall.
Patience is a virtue with injuries. A week or two more healing = few weeks out overall.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
An Inspect Element Calls
a baby yoda standing next to a frog with the words " distracted easily i am " on the bottom
Alt: a baby yoda standing next to a frog with the words " distracted easily i am " on the bottom
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November 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
An Inspect Element Calls
Or you could use book titles as SEO commentary:
Most SEO Conference by - Little Women
AEO/GEO Advice by - A Confederacy of Dunces
Removing Manual Actions by - Crime & Punishment.
Most SEO Conference by - Little Women
AEO/GEO Advice by - A Confederacy of Dunces
Removing Manual Actions by - Crime & Punishment.
captain america says " i can do this all day " in front of a building
Alt: captain america says " i can do this all day " in front of a building
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November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Or you could use book titles as SEO commentary:
Most SEO Conference by - Little Women
AEO/GEO Advice by - A Confederacy of Dunces
Removing Manual Actions by - Crime & Punishment.
Most SEO Conference by - Little Women
AEO/GEO Advice by - A Confederacy of Dunces
Removing Manual Actions by - Crime & Punishment.
Oh I have more (terrible puns are a borderline obsession for me).
I have some SEO folk specific ones?
The Count of Montse Cano (@montsecano.bsky.social )
Anne of @chris-green.net Gables
Or tech specific:
The Princess and The @screamingfrog.co.uk
To The Google Lighthouse
...
I have some SEO folk specific ones?
The Count of Montse Cano (@montsecano.bsky.social )
Anne of @chris-green.net Gables
Or tech specific:
The Princess and The @screamingfrog.co.uk
To The Google Lighthouse
...
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh I have more (terrible puns are a borderline obsession for me).
I have some SEO folk specific ones?
The Count of Montse Cano (@montsecano.bsky.social )
Anne of @chris-green.net Gables
Or tech specific:
The Princess and The @screamingfrog.co.uk
To The Google Lighthouse
...
I have some SEO folk specific ones?
The Count of Montse Cano (@montsecano.bsky.social )
Anne of @chris-green.net Gables
Or tech specific:
The Princess and The @screamingfrog.co.uk
To The Google Lighthouse
...
Sense and Readability
The Da Vinci Source Code (or)
The Lion the Witch and the Source Code
Alice's Adventures on SearchEngineLand
#TechSEOaBook
The Da Vinci Source Code (or)
The Lion the Witch and the Source Code
Alice's Adventures on SearchEngineLand
#TechSEOaBook
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Sense and Readability
The Da Vinci Source Code (or)
The Lion the Witch and the Source Code
Alice's Adventures on SearchEngineLand
#TechSEOaBook
The Da Vinci Source Code (or)
The Lion the Witch and the Source Code
Alice's Adventures on SearchEngineLand
#TechSEOaBook
Ouch. Right in the feels.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ouch. Right in the feels.
Wait... Martin has hamsters?!?
a blurry picture of a hamster with the words made with pika on the bottom right
Alt: a blurry picture of a hamster with the words made with pika on the bottom right
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November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Wait... Martin has hamsters?!?
Your walk to the gym in my head:
a girl is dancing in front of a group of people with the nick nite logo in the background
Alt: a girl is dancing in front of a group of people with leg warmers on. The word "SWAG" appears at the end
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November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Your walk to the gym in my head:
Are there other types of Kelvin?
Are they collectible, like Care Bears?
Friendly Neighbourhood Kelvin
Burnt Out Conference Organiser Kelvin
AI Video Generated Kelvin
T-Shirt Cannon Kelvin
etc.?
Are they collectible, like Care Bears?
Friendly Neighbourhood Kelvin
Burnt Out Conference Organiser Kelvin
AI Video Generated Kelvin
T-Shirt Cannon Kelvin
etc.?
a group of care bears are standing in a line
Alt: a group of care bears are standing in a line
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November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Are there other types of Kelvin?
Are they collectible, like Care Bears?
Friendly Neighbourhood Kelvin
Burnt Out Conference Organiser Kelvin
AI Video Generated Kelvin
T-Shirt Cannon Kelvin
etc.?
Are they collectible, like Care Bears?
Friendly Neighbourhood Kelvin
Burnt Out Conference Organiser Kelvin
AI Video Generated Kelvin
T-Shirt Cannon Kelvin
etc.?
Yes. Thermal layers are another game-changer.
a statue of a person wrapped in a blanket standing on a stage .
Alt: a person wrapped in a blanket walks down a catwalk. I mean, I say "blanket" but I guess this is couture? They look like an Egyptian mummy gone wrong.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Yes. Thermal layers are another game-changer.
Oh. The hot water bottle *is* good.
But getting into a bed (which used to be an endurance test coupled with a speed test of how quickly can I get into PJs and under the duvet) that's been warmed by the leccy blanket?
But getting into a bed (which used to be an endurance test coupled with a speed test of how quickly can I get into PJs and under the duvet) that's been warmed by the leccy blanket?
a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face and says toasty .
Alt: a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face and says toasty .
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November 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Oh. The hot water bottle *is* good.
But getting into a bed (which used to be an endurance test coupled with a speed test of how quickly can I get into PJs and under the duvet) that's been warmed by the leccy blanket?
But getting into a bed (which used to be an endurance test coupled with a speed test of how quickly can I get into PJs and under the duvet) that's been warmed by the leccy blanket?
