Pretty fucked up that Inauguration Day is the same day as Martin Luther King Jr. day, since the man being sworn in opposes everything that MLKJr stood for.

Finally got the tree up

Mariah Carey only wanting “you” for Christmas is pretty bogus considering she was reportedly giving Nick Cannon $25,000 a month for him to buy gifts for her.

Hey, Apple, I think it would be pretty cool if in one of these future iOS updates you could make it so I can have a different photo for my home and Lock Screen without having to jump through hoops Ya know, like it used to be

I enjoy finding tall rocks

I’m actually disappointed in my Spotify wrapped. My “top songs” are not my top songs. Can I get a redo?

[job interview]
Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?

“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer

This is an #ADHD-BrainGoBrrrBrrr 🥶🥶
moment.

Something I enjoy doing for my own self care is get my nails done at salons. It also lets people know I am a safe person.

I jumped 6 years in iPhone tech and I’m not ok 😂 The iPhone 16 Pro is a spaceship compared to my old XS

Currently trying to decide what direction to go with this account. Comedy, true crime, drama, anti religious… Suggestions welcome