ComeThouFountOfEveryMorrison
@optionalmorrison.bsky.social
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
Not as easy as you think, Present is hawt
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Not as easy as you think, Present is hawt
My daughters are consistently mad about how often I take pics of the dog vs them. I don't care.
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My daughters are consistently mad about how often I take pics of the dog vs them. I don't care.
Just played it this morning, amazing record
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just played it this morning, amazing record
I know where they got this dumbass idea.
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I know where they got this dumbass idea.
Has any, ANY, good and moral and just and decent person EVER had this haircut?
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Has any, ANY, good and moral and just and decent person EVER had this haircut?
This girl. My constant companion!
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This girl. My constant companion!
Women don't like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Women don't like the vehicle
This one works on multiple levels.
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This one works on multiple levels.
This was posted just under you, lol synchronicity
August 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This was posted just under you, lol synchronicity
Hollywood is run entirely by horny 14 year olds
August 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hollywood is run entirely by horny 14 year olds
This one made me literally lol
July 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This one made me literally lol
