ComeThouFountOfEveryMorrison
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Sometimes a pony gets depressed
Carolina Slaw Pope ftw
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Carolina Slaw Pope ftw
I live 1/2 a mile from downtown AVL and have a Republican Congressperson - in a city widely considered one of the most liberal in all the south! - because our districts are so fucked up. And about to get worse.
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I live 1/2 a mile from downtown AVL and have a Republican Congressperson - in a city widely considered one of the most liberal in all the south! - because our districts are so fucked up. And about to get worse.
Fly, you fucks
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fly, you fucks
Not as easy as you think, Present is hawt
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Not as easy as you think, Present is hawt
My daughters are consistently mad about how often I take pics of the dog vs them. I don't care.
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My daughters are consistently mad about how often I take pics of the dog vs them. I don't care.
I liked this post because I like how respectful you were to the mods.
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I liked this post because I like how respectful you were to the mods.
My kids have these in Sheep form and cherish them! Small word of warning, don't heat up a stuffy right after, say, a big bowl of chili or gumbo....
That smell will LINGER
That smell will LINGER
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My kids have these in Sheep form and cherish them! Small word of warning, don't heat up a stuffy right after, say, a big bowl of chili or gumbo....
That smell will LINGER
That smell will LINGER
Oh it counted for something
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh it counted for something
He's right about Ravenous. The soundtrack alone.....
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
He's right about Ravenous. The soundtrack alone.....
That should be welcome to Oregon. Teal'c could ball
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
That should be welcome to Oregon. Teal'c could ball
I don't have any investsments, dang.
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't have any investsments, dang.
You are dead ass wrong Danny boy. About the only channel we have left to mandate actual lasting change is our dollars. Send your $ to a Nazi and guess what happens....
Ppl should vote with their $. If they're too stupid (or selfish) to see that, we have to publicly and relentlessly shame them.
Ppl should vote with their $. If they're too stupid (or selfish) to see that, we have to publicly and relentlessly shame them.
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You are dead ass wrong Danny boy. About the only channel we have left to mandate actual lasting change is our dollars. Send your $ to a Nazi and guess what happens....
Ppl should vote with their $. If they're too stupid (or selfish) to see that, we have to publicly and relentlessly shame them.
Ppl should vote with their $. If they're too stupid (or selfish) to see that, we have to publicly and relentlessly shame them.
Just don't come between them.
Er, Um, I mean don't ruin their bond.
Er, Um, I mean don't ruin their bond.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just don't come between them.
Er, Um, I mean don't ruin their bond.
Er, Um, I mean don't ruin their bond.
Holy christ the mansplainers diving in here to tell us all How Music Works. Insufferable.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Holy christ the mansplainers diving in here to tell us all How Music Works. Insufferable.
David Lean, a notoriously easygoing fella, would have loved this take.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
David Lean, a notoriously easygoing fella, would have loved this take.
There are a lot of Dave's too youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo?...
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
There are a lot of Dave's too youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo?...
Walken hard to beat.
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Walken hard to beat.
Just played it this morning, amazing record
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just played it this morning, amazing record
"What a dumb idea, Jerry" I muttered as I squinted through my bifocals at the teeny fonts
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"What a dumb idea, Jerry" I muttered as I squinted through my bifocals at the teeny fonts
Once upon a time when I lived deep in the NC mountains and had too many dogs, one of the dumber dogs (Leo) found a dead skunk in the woods and ate it. Leo threw up. Immediately, Jasper (also stupid) ate that. Even later, Jasper passed a sizeable portion intact. Little Ed (total moron) ate that.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Once upon a time when I lived deep in the NC mountains and had too many dogs, one of the dumber dogs (Leo) found a dead skunk in the woods and ate it. Leo threw up. Immediately, Jasper (also stupid) ate that. Even later, Jasper passed a sizeable portion intact. Little Ed (total moron) ate that.
Holy shit I had no idea! Been a follower for a while and had no clue you lived here! Very cool. Love firestorm
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Holy shit I had no idea! Been a follower for a while and had no clue you lived here! Very cool. Love firestorm
Anyone who had eaten NC barbecue would know not to make this Faustian bargain
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Anyone who had eaten NC barbecue would know not to make this Faustian bargain