𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚-𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣 ヷバジ
@opulentmonarchy.is.a.cutie.fyi
Say my name 3 times fast and I'll appear at your Bar Mitzvah!
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Hi, I'm a 40 year old man who giggles and kicks his feet at making AI videos to share in the discord group chat. Please be my friend
Damn, he really Doug Dimmadied
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Damn, he really Doug Dimmadied
Nobody:
Tiktok shop pages for some reason: oh my god, I'm sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy and farting blood, if only Goli made a gummy for my super diarrhea
Tiktok shop pages for some reason: oh my god, I'm sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy and farting blood, if only Goli made a gummy for my super diarrhea
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Nobody:
Tiktok shop pages for some reason: oh my god, I'm sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy and farting blood, if only Goli made a gummy for my super diarrhea
Tiktok shop pages for some reason: oh my god, I'm sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy and farting blood, if only Goli made a gummy for my super diarrhea
Michael Dell and the sex doll that he brought to life using the Faustian bargain with Donald Trump want to give your kid AIDS. No wait, that's not right. It says here money, but it's clearly AIDS
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Michael Dell and the sex doll that he brought to life using the Faustian bargain with Donald Trump want to give your kid AIDS. No wait, that's not right. It says here money, but it's clearly AIDS
"Go big, or go home."
Me leaving work early: say no more
Me leaving work early: say no more
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Go big, or go home."
Me leaving work early: say no more
Me leaving work early: say no more
What did she mean by this
ok, grandpa. we dont say that anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What did she mean by this
Welcome to Oklahoma, where the median IQ is half of the current temperature
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Welcome to Oklahoma, where the median IQ is half of the current temperature
Me walking into a movie theater sneaking in two of those huge bags of popcorn to save money
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me walking into a movie theater sneaking in two of those huge bags of popcorn to save money
MFW I put something on the top rack with the forklift at work and pray I got it on there and it won't, for some reason, come undone and crush me to death
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
MFW I put something on the top rack with the forklift at work and pray I got it on there and it won't, for some reason, come undone and crush me to death
My genie: was it worth it?
Me, holding three brand new vintage Charlotte Hornets 90s starter jackets: hell yeah
Me, holding three brand new vintage Charlotte Hornets 90s starter jackets: hell yeah
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My genie: was it worth it?
Me, holding three brand new vintage Charlotte Hornets 90s starter jackets: hell yeah
Me, holding three brand new vintage Charlotte Hornets 90s starter jackets: hell yeah
You've been excited before, but have you been "new pillow" excited?
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You've been excited before, but have you been "new pillow" excited?
I don't want to go to the in laws, I wanna get high and play Cloverpit
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't want to go to the in laws, I wanna get high and play Cloverpit
Thats crazy that this is a real picture and is no way AI
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thats crazy that this is a real picture and is no way AI
Till the series finale
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Till the series finale
AI really went from "haha look at low poly Will Smith eating noodles" to "my stripper job was taken by Grok and its doing a way better job than I ever could"
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
AI really went from "haha look at low poly Will Smith eating noodles" to "my stripper job was taken by Grok and its doing a way better job than I ever could"
I should not be able to scroll tiktok doing 70 on the freeway and be a more attentive driver than half these schmucks. If you drive under the speed limit you have a mental illness and should be removed from the road
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I should not be able to scroll tiktok doing 70 on the freeway and be a more attentive driver than half these schmucks. If you drive under the speed limit you have a mental illness and should be removed from the road
Please go support this woman. The KGB already broke her legs and are forcing her to draw pictures of cute anime women.
hi friends, I set up a ko-fi for anyone who would like to support me and my art. definitely not a must and all my pictures will still be posted publicly here and never behind a paywall, but if you can and want to drop a tip, I'd be super grateful <3
ko-fi.com/possumgirlfr...
ko-fi.com/possumgirlfr...
Support Lena
Support Lena
ko-fi.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Please go support this woman. The KGB already broke her legs and are forcing her to draw pictures of cute anime women.
Hi, I'm a 40 year old man who giggles and kicks his feet at making AI videos to share in the discord group chat. Please be my friend
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Hi, I'm a 40 year old man who giggles and kicks his feet at making AI videos to share in the discord group chat. Please be my friend
Had some free time this morning, so I googled "chill places to hang out around me". Mostly everything is still closed, except a coffee shop. The one I'm currently sitting in
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Had some free time this morning, so I googled "chill places to hang out around me". Mostly everything is still closed, except a coffee shop. The one I'm currently sitting in
Me being led into the break room for the "pizza party" (they're gonna shoot me in the back of the head)
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Me being led into the break room for the "pizza party" (they're gonna shoot me in the back of the head)
Accidentally let it linger
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Accidentally let it linger
Imagine getting the role of a lifetime, and you spend half the movie with Bowie's fat cock in your face
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Imagine getting the role of a lifetime, and you spend half the movie with Bowie's fat cock in your face
If the full epstein files get released, I'll post the OF link
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If the full epstein files get released, I'll post the OF link
Thats crazy they made Balatro into a real card game
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thats crazy they made Balatro into a real card game
I'm too much of a self absorbed asshole to be a cuck
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm too much of a self absorbed asshole to be a cuck