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Man ist nur dann ein Superheld, wenn man sich selbst für super hält
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opuntia.bsky.social
Im Supermarkt ist "Chinakohl aus Deutschland" im Angebot. Hoffentlich unternimmt die EU bald etwas gegen diese verwirrende Bezeichnung!
October 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
opuntia.bsky.social
Ich habe einen Glückspilz entdeckt.
Ein großer und ein kleiner Fliegenpilz im Wald
August 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Spooky bird stories.
A four-panel comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In each panel, it's a dark night and a bird holding a flashlight is telling a story to other birds who are listening. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, a screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
October 21, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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pixelreflexion.bsky.social
Ob da noch ne Talkrunde bei Lanz kommt zu "Bedroht toxischer Feminismus unsere Kultur?"
Zu Gast: Thomas Gottschalk, Clemens Meyer, Alice Schwarzer und entweder Precht oder Söder.
October 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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lukeplunkett.com
ok now make an animated napoleon movie and let kate beaton direct it
November 19, 2023 at 8:12 PM
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schanzenini.bsky.social
There is no bluesky at Schlump Metro Station
November 17, 2023 at 4:35 AM
opuntia.bsky.social
Gestern sind ein paar Zwerggarnelen bei mir eingezogen und ich brauche jetzt kein Netflix mehr, weil ich ihnen am liebsten den ganzen Tag zugucken möchte.
Eine rot-weiß gestreifte Zwerggarnele
November 16, 2023 at 7:26 PM
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erzallerliebst.bsky.social
Du darfst gerne schräg sein, wichtig ist nur,
dein Rückgrat ist gerade.
November 11, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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krajamine.bsky.social
Ungethymian 👹🌿
Ein Thymiantopf, drumherum ein Monster gemalt
October 24, 2023 at 7:57 AM