Alan
@oraclecrank.bsky.social
chattanooga, tn | 🍞🏴🏳️🌈 | he/him
reminds me of how the stereotype that gay people are wealthy comes from a demographic survey conducted at a gay rights march on washington lol
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
reminds me of how the stereotype that gay people are wealthy comes from a demographic survey conducted at a gay rights march on washington lol
they straighten your hair but they use rollers ???
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
they straighten your hair but they use rollers ???
"Economy is ROARING BACK!"
two hours later:
"GOLD AND SILVER HIT RECORD PRICES"
two hours later:
"GOLD AND SILVER HIT RECORD PRICES"
December 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Economy is ROARING BACK!"
two hours later:
"GOLD AND SILVER HIT RECORD PRICES"
two hours later:
"GOLD AND SILVER HIT RECORD PRICES"
The price of silver surged more than 4% and crossed the $75-per-ounce mark for the first time as precious metal prices continue a record-breaking rally.
Silver Price Crosses $75 Mark For First Time Amid Record-Breaking Surge
The price of silver surged more than 4% and crossed the $75-per-ounce mark for the first time as precious metal prices continue a record-breaking rally.
www.forbes.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
if they're launching them at martha's vineyard i'll allow it
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
if they're launching them at martha's vineyard i'll allow it
we deserve this so much
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
we deserve this so much
chicken too, maybe the little match man
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
chicken too, maybe the little match man
ooof transcended his cultural and religious boundaries huh
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
ooof transcended his cultural and religious boundaries huh
remember when leaving city hall the first stop is always istanbul
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
remember when leaving city hall the first stop is always istanbul
"he worked really hard"
"yeah so do washing machines"
so few lines carry this much pathos lol
"yeah so do washing machines"
so few lines carry this much pathos lol
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"he worked really hard"
"yeah so do washing machines"
so few lines carry this much pathos lol
"yeah so do washing machines"
so few lines carry this much pathos lol
ummmmm youre forgetting that there are people the law protects but does not bind
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ummmmm youre forgetting that there are people the law protects but does not bind
like honestly nothing that's been reported about Brian Thompson indicates that he was somebody anyone really loved or will miss, just a personification of capital
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
like honestly nothing that's been reported about Brian Thompson indicates that he was somebody anyone really loved or will miss, just a personification of capital