Oracle of Garbage
@oracleofgarbage.bsky.social
Jessie 👩🏼💻 she/her ✨ 29 🏳️🌈 Multi-fandom, but currently obsessed with #911onABC 🚒
Follow my writing: archiveofourown.org/users/OracleOfGarbage
Follow my writing: archiveofourown.org/users/OracleOfGarbage
(Needless to say, I would like to slap Ilya’s father and brother, in that order)
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
(Needless to say, I would like to slap Ilya’s father and brother, in that order)
Other than the Russian word for “lazy,” I take it?
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Other than the Russian word for “lazy,” I take it?
Oooh it’s gotta be so fun to simply know what they’re saying without the need for translation!!! I’ve never been particularly good at other languages so I’m always amazed by people who are
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oooh it’s gotta be so fun to simply know what they’re saying without the need for translation!!! I’ve never been particularly good at other languages so I’m always amazed by people who are
I live Very Far from my Grandmother and her recently-diagnosed Alzheimers. I did not expect the Sexy Gay Hockey Show to hit me where I live, and yet. And YET.
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I live Very Far from my Grandmother and her recently-diagnosed Alzheimers. I did not expect the Sexy Gay Hockey Show to hit me where I live, and yet. And YET.
Not all 11 of them sound like my cup of tea, but I appreciate that they exist. Maybe I’ll join them, if I find I have something to say
December 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Not all 11 of them sound like my cup of tea, but I appreciate that they exist. Maybe I’ll join them, if I find I have something to say
Maybe I’ll write a fic about it
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Maybe I’ll write a fic about it
This is my second time watching this movie and it’s only strengthening my resolve. I’ll have more articulate thoughts in the morning but DAMN
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
This is my second time watching this movie and it’s only strengthening my resolve. I’ll have more articulate thoughts in the morning but DAMN
the least surprising post I’ve ever read
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the least surprising post I’ve ever read
They’ve been fucking for like FIVE YEARS and they FINALLY crossed that line!!! Hopeless dummies! You idiots have been in love the WHOLE TIME!
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They’ve been fucking for like FIVE YEARS and they FINALLY crossed that line!!! Hopeless dummies! You idiots have been in love the WHOLE TIME!
They had their shit figured out for a MICROSECOND, and Shane started hearing Kill Bill sirens. They make me sick. 10/10.
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They had their shit figured out for a MICROSECOND, and Shane started hearing Kill Bill sirens. They make me sick. 10/10.
They refuse to FEEL their EMOTIONS and I LOVE THEM FOR IT
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
They refuse to FEEL their EMOTIONS and I LOVE THEM FOR IT
Shane has not felt comfortable, ever, in his whole life, and the second he does his brain starts playing the kill bill sirens and kicks into a spiral. This show RULES
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Shane has not felt comfortable, ever, in his whole life, and the second he does his brain starts playing the kill bill sirens and kicks into a spiral. This show RULES
Shane has one (1) emotion, recoils like he’s touched a hot stove, and dives headfirst into a nuclear sludge of comphet, all while Ilya watches. That’s DELICIOUS
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Shane has one (1) emotion, recoils like he’s touched a hot stove, and dives headfirst into a nuclear sludge of comphet, all while Ilya watches. That’s DELICIOUS
if any horny freaks want to read ~40k words of angst, I've got just the thing: archiveofourown.org/works/619452...
Being Alive - Chapter 1 - OracleOfGarbage - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
if any horny freaks want to read ~40k words of angst, I've got just the thing: archiveofourown.org/works/619452...
glad I could provide horny angst for all the freaks out there. love you guys
December 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
glad I could provide horny angst for all the freaks out there. love you guys
found it! opening twitter again made my skin crawl, but the mystery's solved:
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
found it! opening twitter again made my skin crawl, but the mystery's solved:
If you want to see more of my OCs in Situations™️, check out We Can Be Saved, my first ever fanfic and my magnum opus!
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/565345...
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/565345...
We Can Be Saved - Chapter 1 - OracleOfGarbage - 9-1-1 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
If you want to see more of my OCs in Situations™️, check out We Can Be Saved, my first ever fanfic and my magnum opus!
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/565345...
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/565345...
These two characters are the only OCs I reused in that longfic; this is their second and final appearance. They opened up the fic and closed it out, a wonderful bookend!
Oh, and they both survived this fire. Not all of my other OCs were so lucky.
Oh, and they both survived this fire. Not all of my other OCs were so lucky.
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
These two characters are the only OCs I reused in that longfic; this is their second and final appearance. They opened up the fic and closed it out, a wonderful bookend!
Oh, and they both survived this fire. Not all of my other OCs were so lucky.
Oh, and they both survived this fire. Not all of my other OCs were so lucky.
