This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with all planetary resources consumed by Pixar Mom booty porn.

This is the future AI promises.

Eventually the beetles will seduce him with their sexy sexy chitin.

There's definitely a trans loophole here

Oh no, it'll be awarded for at least the next 3 years, unless he's impeached.

The annoying thing is, I did it to myself, just like the Scotland team usually do.

Give it some love on the BBC!

Not even Scottish, put it on at half time - "oh that's a lovely goal, well done Scotland, clearly on top... The stats are WHAT?"
Then ended up on the emotional roller coaster that is being invested in #Scotland success.

It's going to be the forgotten goal after the other three worldies which is a goddamn shame

It's not. At 26 I went on a date with an 18 year old under pressure from mutual friends and we had absolutely no common frame of reference. Anyone younger than that just seems like one of those made up beauty pageant toddlers. *shudder*