@orcaporka.bsky.social
What does it mean if I want one of those underwater-breathing cloacas?
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What does it mean if I want one of those underwater-breathing cloacas?
What is a group of bisexuals called? A confusion? An erasure?
June 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
What is a group of bisexuals called? A confusion? An erasure?
I did have coffee with Miley on Emory’s campus and she was much nicer than Ariana all around.
February 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I did have coffee with Miley on Emory’s campus and she was much nicer than Ariana all around.
I’m midtown gay passing
February 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m midtown gay passing
Going to queer line dancing: “what’s the dress code?”
Them : “cow people”
Them : “cow people”
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Going to queer line dancing: “what’s the dress code?”
Them : “cow people”
Them : “cow people”
Don’t send me nudes send me your mugshot!
February 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Don’t send me nudes send me your mugshot!
Plague doctor era Gaga really is eating
February 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Plague doctor era Gaga really is eating
Me and Ariana are doing better. She cleaned my minivan.
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me and Ariana are doing better. She cleaned my minivan.
I’m not grown im growthed
January 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I’m not grown im growthed
Can someone do something messy on here I’m bored.
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Can someone do something messy on here I’m bored.
Sports being your w(hole) personality is weird
Hating sports is such a weird personality trait
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Sports being your w(hole) personality is weird
I h8 football. I hope the Hawks lose.
January 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I h8 football. I hope the Hawks lose.
So eyelashes are gay now
January 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So eyelashes are gay now
Me and Timothée Chalamet have the same facial hair rn I haaaate it.
January 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me and Timothée Chalamet have the same facial hair rn I haaaate it.
I only initiate text conversations once a year and it’s today and NONE of y’all are responding? I’m not texting back all year again.
January 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I only initiate text conversations once a year and it’s today and NONE of y’all are responding? I’m not texting back all year again.
Do not tell me “the live is funny.” If I sent you a Live Photo no I didn’t. That’s none of your business what’s in that live. I sent YOU a photo.
January 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do not tell me “the live is funny.” If I sent you a Live Photo no I didn’t. That’s none of your business what’s in that live. I sent YOU a photo.
One thing about me I will be mad at you irl if you piss me off in my dream. Ariana Grande can go fck herself.
November 28, 2024 at 1:03 PM
One thing about me I will be mad at you irl if you piss me off in my dream. Ariana Grande can go fck herself.