Orin Zebest
@ori.nz
Wasn't trying to make a political statement just wanted to see what Boris Johnson's sister looked like but one thing led to another, so
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Wasn't trying to make a political statement just wanted to see what Boris Johnson's sister looked like but one thing led to another, so
Scrolled to the bottom of my ebook library. Got confused. Because the book there, the first book I added in 2010... was the same book I added today ??
That book was "I Am A Strange Loop" by Douglas Hofstadter
That book was "I Am A Strange Loop" by Douglas Hofstadter
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Scrolled to the bottom of my ebook library. Got confused. Because the book there, the first book I added in 2010... was the same book I added today ??
That book was "I Am A Strange Loop" by Douglas Hofstadter
That book was "I Am A Strange Loop" by Douglas Hofstadter
Bédeviled human! Your plight, in waking, is to choose from the words that EVEN NOW sleep on your tongue — and to know that, tangled among them (and terribly new) is some sentence tht could change your life,,, probably
– sorta almost from “The Meadow” by Marie Howe
– sorta almost from “The Meadow” by Marie Howe
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Bédeviled human! Your plight, in waking, is to choose from the words that EVEN NOW sleep on your tongue — and to know that, tangled among them (and terribly new) is some sentence tht could change your life,,, probably
– sorta almost from “The Meadow” by Marie Howe
– sorta almost from “The Meadow” by Marie Howe
Debugging my custom dream journal and it's not even PHP's fault :(((
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Debugging my custom dream journal and it's not even PHP's fault :(((
problematically, my spouse received a badge from LiveJournal because she made a post that was in their top 25... for the *year*
problematic — cuz there's no way to tell if it's somehow getting blogged by, like, 60,000+ random Peruvians (don't ask), or if LJ is just mostly dead ⸘
...but thanks, LJ!
problematic — cuz there's no way to tell if it's somehow getting blogged by, like, 60,000+ random Peruvians (don't ask), or if LJ is just mostly dead ⸘
...but thanks, LJ!
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
problematically, my spouse received a badge from LiveJournal because she made a post that was in their top 25... for the *year*
problematic — cuz there's no way to tell if it's somehow getting blogged by, like, 60,000+ random Peruvians (don't ask), or if LJ is just mostly dead ⸘
...but thanks, LJ!
problematic — cuz there's no way to tell if it's somehow getting blogged by, like, 60,000+ random Peruvians (don't ask), or if LJ is just mostly dead ⸘
...but thanks, LJ!
Wag the Dog was a documentary y'all
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Wag the Dog was a documentary y'all
Passé is autological (you probably hadn't noticed)
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Passé is autological (you probably hadn't noticed)
Run this by y'all real quick: nobody has a PROBLEM problem with me using Ŋgam dù (Cameroonian spider divination) to ask if the Riemann Hypothesis is true… yeah?
December 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Run this by y'all real quick: nobody has a PROBLEM problem with me using Ŋgam dù (Cameroonian spider divination) to ask if the Riemann Hypothesis is true… yeah?
Always an interesting day, this day. Faaar out.
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Always an interesting day, this day. Faaar out.
10 replies deep over on Threads, I finally won the flame war............
hot DAMN does this feel amazing
hot DAMN does this feel amazing
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
10 replies deep over on Threads, I finally won the flame war............
hot DAMN does this feel amazing
hot DAMN does this feel amazing
Guys, guys, guys! — wait, wait, wait! — "bourgeoussy"
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Guys, guys, guys! — wait, wait, wait! — "bourgeoussy"
"I do as my dreaming soul wills"
proceeds to eat 5 ajitama soy sauce eggs with his x-giving leftovers
proceeds to eat 5 ajitama soy sauce eggs with his x-giving leftovers
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"I do as my dreaming soul wills"
proceeds to eat 5 ajitama soy sauce eggs with his x-giving leftovers
proceeds to eat 5 ajitama soy sauce eggs with his x-giving leftovers
Random ache in my body and I look up and it's an hour earlier. What the hell? Time travel never hurt before, fuck getting older
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Random ache in my body and I look up and it's an hour earlier. What the hell? Time travel never hurt before, fuck getting older
Such a lucky time to have recently purchased a Nepalese flag 🇳🇵
September 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Such a lucky time to have recently purchased a Nepalese flag 🇳🇵
Over here, having fun, being the age where my mere awareness of Labubus hastens their demise
August 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Over here, having fun, being the age where my mere awareness of Labubus hastens their demise
Wanna make a petition to nominate north London's "Fuck Tree" for European Tree of the Year? Once you know both things exist, like, you kinda gotta
www.treeoftheyear.org
August 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wanna make a petition to nominate north London's "Fuck Tree" for European Tree of the Year? Once you know both things exist, like, you kinda gotta
You have to respect the restraint of #Australia for collectively waiting to all make the same joke at once
July 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You have to respect the restraint of #Australia for collectively waiting to all make the same joke at once
We don't appreciate enough how AI has encouraged so many ppl to critically examine reality — for instance, this #weirdtoilet. You think it's real? That it's not? Well someone wants to argue with you, and I think that's beautiful.
June 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
We don't appreciate enough how AI has encouraged so many ppl to critically examine reality — for instance, this #weirdtoilet. You think it's real? That it's not? Well someone wants to argue with you, and I think that's beautiful.
Lady, we broke up 10 years ago, how tf did I leave my Google Calendar shared with you this whole time (omg omg ugggh)?
Guess this is prolly what you meant by "doing poly wrong"... yah, fair
Guess this is prolly what you meant by "doing poly wrong"... yah, fair
June 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Lady, we broke up 10 years ago, how tf did I leave my Google Calendar shared with you this whole time (omg omg ugggh)?
Guess this is prolly what you meant by "doing poly wrong"... yah, fair
Guess this is prolly what you meant by "doing poly wrong"... yah, fair
Oh hey, look at that!: You're a full-grown adult; you've developed your recall skills so that your short-term memory mixes freely with your long-term memory. Bet you use that ability *literally every day*
So, was that like... a good idea?
So, was that like... a good idea?
June 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh hey, look at that!: You're a full-grown adult; you've developed your recall skills so that your short-term memory mixes freely with your long-term memory. Bet you use that ability *literally every day*
So, was that like... a good idea?
So, was that like... a good idea?
Always been a little pissed off at French for making bon mot two words
May 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Always been a little pissed off at French for making bon mot two words
What's that? You rely on specific context for deeper meaning? Well some of us rely on deeper meaning for specific context (it's called a thesaurus, look it up)
[brought to you by me constructing the sentence "I may yet escape the humiliation of excessive revelry in self-flatulent desiderata"]
[brought to you by me constructing the sentence "I may yet escape the humiliation of excessive revelry in self-flatulent desiderata"]
May 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What's that? You rely on specific context for deeper meaning? Well some of us rely on deeper meaning for specific context (it's called a thesaurus, look it up)
[brought to you by me constructing the sentence "I may yet escape the humiliation of excessive revelry in self-flatulent desiderata"]
[brought to you by me constructing the sentence "I may yet escape the humiliation of excessive revelry in self-flatulent desiderata"]
took a cold shower. to strengthen my willpower, constitution, and resolve. but now I find myself standing in the middle of a series of rooms. staring into space
May 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
took a cold shower. to strengthen my willpower, constitution, and resolve. but now I find myself standing in the middle of a series of rooms. staring into space