This is, canonically, THE use case for Comic Sans... what better opportunity to correct the mistakes of the past?

• Red, White, and Stupids
• American'ts
• US-A-Holes
• Sea to Shining Suckers
• World's Greatest Dumb-ocracy
• Wal-Martyrs
• E Pluribus Uh-Oh
• Wanky-Yanks
• 377,000 HOAs: The Country
• Star-Spangled Bummer
• Yankee Doo-Doo

(sorry, I know you asked for my favorite but I don't have one)

Thinking of starting a GoFundMe to do some spider divination

When this baby gets up to 88 revolutions per minute you're gonna hear some serious shit

Posting because I know not everyone will realize this but this post was made with AI

Not using it, but still

This lines up pretty well with the advice they give Muslim astronauts regarding prayer times, which I'm sure was fully intended

Love this for y'all, bros

Two relevant axioms immediately come to mind...

Hanlon's razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence"

Grey's law: "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"

Good news, then 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿