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Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.

All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.
The Nth country experiment set the bar at 3 fresh physics PhDs and a year of work.

It's way less now, since it's not the 60s.
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Weird how nobody tried to replicate what stable diffusion does for other generators.

Like, seeded randomness should be familiar to anyone who's seen a handful of games in the past decade.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Iphones are ~$100.
There's no reason to buy a new one if you only need an appliance phone.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I didn't see a single one outside of screenshots.
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I did this to windows XP once, and had to find system restore by memory.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It's pretty funny when those links don't have any additional step after clicking them to take effect.
Since a bunch of corporate mail setups will load every link in an email to "virus scan" or something, so it's as if you'd clicked on every link.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
A nation immune to emacs pinkie.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Weirdly, the first place I read about this was in the language spec for java.
As an example of code you're not allowed to write.
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
As was foretold over a decade ago: www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-bi...
The Birth & Death of JavaScript
www.destroyallsoftware.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Phone is sideways.
Brit is hairways.
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I don't think the average person knows how bank transfers work either.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
One of the more popular price charting websites back in the day would pop some gifs onscreen any time a flash crash happened.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I miss crimeaday from twitter, back when he still tweeted regularly.
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Shoutout to guthib.com
guthib.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I used to make rice in a tower steamer and it turned out pretty good.
Was more multipurpose than a rice cooker.
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Absurd timing.
i guess charging for the color orange (HD!) wasnt a sustainable business model
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
auto play on anything should have a beat-match toggle.
It wouldn't always match, but when it wildly misses it would be pretty funny.
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
There's screw adapter versions of all USB cables. I don't think they're standardised though.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
These are regular CD sized. mini-CDs are smaller.

I think it's kinda funny how it took long enough for someone to try this, that they can't just be stocked in regular CD racks. That stand is custom and made of cardboard.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Display purpose is what I assume, based on where they were located.
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I mean, a lot of people buying vinyl records aren't playing them. (first time I saw empty sleeves for sale in a place blew my mind)

At least these actually work.
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Not a terrible idea, doesn't even need a single adapter.

Website here: www.tinyvinyl.com
Tiny Vinyl
We make unique 4-inch mini vinyl records that are affordable, collectable, and perfect for musicians, music labels, and bands looking for their next vinyl pressings.
www.tinyvinyl.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nothing about a urinal prevents that. Installers are just cowards about it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM