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Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.

All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.
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🎶🎵"Meet the bossa nova. Same as the bossa velha"🎵🎶
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December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Rented a wheelchair for my mom, sitting in it while she’s on a ride I don’t care about (Frozen Ever After) and wondering if this has ever been a Curb Episode
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Serial Papist.
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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hoisined by my own sauce
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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this must be what it was like for Trent Reznor when he heard Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt for the first time
Leaving Oslo today and I was finally able to find a hot dog on lefse (potato flatbread) with shrimp salad and crispy onions for breakfast at the airport.

Verdict: delicious
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bluetooth low energy.
Harald will never make it to Valhalla at this rate.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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hydrox is the IUPAC name for oreo
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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hi
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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It's fun discovering what sort of content works best on these displays. With the spinning LEDs it was wireframe spaceships. This thing is all about museum quality loot.
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
🫈
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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There's an IBM Cloud outage right now.

Well, there could be. How would you know
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Poaster descending a staircase
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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exhausted and cba to actually finish this one at the moment but wanted to post anyways
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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When you really think about it, cloud compute is just RCE as a service
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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welcome to the internet pick an opinion about software and start being insufferable about it
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Intramittent.
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
British people playing minecraft be like: "Blud, diamonds!"
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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this would be a perfect photo of the sun, if only some guy hadn't gotten in the way 🔭
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Cannonization is when you add Charles Bronson to your movies.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM