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brandon
@oshawott.bsky.social
· Feb 10
probably won’t be updated too frequently but baking thread 🍪🧵
f*cebook app started giving me notifications out of nowhere....... psychological torture
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 AM
f*cebook app started giving me notifications out of nowhere....... psychological torture
hoederer needs a new skin that isn’t racist please and thank you
January 6, 2026 at 10:54 AM
hoederer needs a new skin that isn’t racist please and thank you
i find it extremely hard to sympathize with anyone who still remains on xitter like there is no organic following to be had on that app. be fucking for real
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
i find it extremely hard to sympathize with anyone who still remains on xitter like there is no organic following to be had on that app. be fucking for real
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there’s a magical dragon over here
July 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
there’s a magical dragon over here
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Not disagreeing with OP by any means but I feel like a not-zero of wine moms are covert bullies and former Mean Girls and giving them a deserving target is a net good for society, like finally giving a border collie trapped in a suburban development 20 acres and a flock of sleep
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Not disagreeing with OP by any means but I feel like a not-zero of wine moms are covert bullies and former Mean Girls and giving them a deserving target is a net good for society, like finally giving a border collie trapped in a suburban development 20 acres and a flock of sleep
i’ve seen the way people scrub dishes (daintily) and the lack of attention to detail bothers me so badly. not ever aware of the possibility of stuck-on food residue
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
i’ve seen the way people scrub dishes (daintily) and the lack of attention to detail bothers me so badly. not ever aware of the possibility of stuck-on food residue
why in the world is neutrogena toner not sold anywhere else but target (boycotted) and walmart (fuck walmart)
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
why in the world is neutrogena toner not sold anywhere else but target (boycotted) and walmart (fuck walmart)
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this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear
After a boutique on South Street received a warning letter from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration for selling breast binders for gender-affirming care, the region’s transgender community worries about the potential wider impacts.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/health/passi...
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January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear
not masking tells a lot about a person
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
not masking tells a lot about a person
sometimes i think that being in love again would be nice but with my standards it's just not realistic
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
sometimes i think that being in love again would be nice but with my standards it's just not realistic
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fully captured state media
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
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January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
fully captured state media
ray bradbury was wack as fuck omg… rest in piss
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
ray bradbury was wack as fuck omg… rest in piss
stultifera navis released 3 years ago and lone trail 2???
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
stultifera navis released 3 years ago and lone trail 2???
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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Caracas is under fire. Multiple U.S. strikes have hit key military sites: Fuerte Tiuna, La Carlota airbase, and a communications center in El Hatillo. Explosions echo through the capital, the power is out in parts of the city, and U.S. helicopters are flying low. Fires also rage near La Guaira.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Caracas is under fire. Multiple U.S. strikes have hit key military sites: Fuerte Tiuna, La Carlota airbase, and a communications center in El Hatillo. Explosions echo through the capital, the power is out in parts of the city, and U.S. helicopters are flying low. Fires also rage near La Guaira.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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