Oswald Francois
oswaldfrancois.bsky.social
Oswald Francois
@oswaldfrancois.bsky.social
Interested in trying some Red Delicious apples?
*walk into an Apple store*

Me: Wow. Everything's computer.
March 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You're assuming a vote will occur.
I cannot emphasize this enough: no one will remember the shutdown even happened when it’s time to vote next year. One way or the other!
March 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
That's why BS crashes whenever I try to attach a photo or open Notepad for my perfectly crafted 300-character haiku!
Dear Bluesky,

Congrats on hitting 33 million users.

Love,

God
March 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by Oswald Francois
Make no mistake, this will happen daily until January 20, 2029 ...
March 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
In my high school, Room 101 was the library's detention room. Years later, when I read Orwell's "1984," I discovered that Room 101 was used for torture.
In high school, I spent a lot of time in Detention. A teacher proctering we miscreants used to describe New Yorker cartoons and ask us to supply the captions. The NYer currently now has such a contest. I think it's even more fun to look at the cover and think up what the title might be.
March 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM