Failed Kirby Experiment
@ouijae.bsky.social
setting this up so i'm prepared for the inevitable fall of twitter probably not gonna post much yet - i'm riley i'm 32 and i tweet just about everything that comes to mind. expect a lot of video game stuff and other goofy shit - my pronouns are they/them
i think it's bots
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i think it's bots
we are all freddie mercury...
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
we are all freddie mercury...
they killed him for being white
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
they killed him for being white
proud of you!!!
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
proud of you!!!
oh yeah literally i barely ate anything all day monday because i was so miserable
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
oh yeah literally i barely ate anything all day monday because i was so miserable
my desire to bite is growing
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
my desire to bite is growing
wanna keep this energy all through 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
wanna keep this energy all through 2026
talk to meeeeeeeee instead :3
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
talk to meeeeeeeee instead :3
you know the majority of the people complaining about this are conservative white men because they can't get a single date lmao
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
you know the majority of the people complaining about this are conservative white men because they can't get a single date lmao
3 and a half hours for me to get a date...
December 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
3 and a half hours for me to get a date...
please take care of urself turbles!!!
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
please take care of urself turbles!!!
seein gabe in yoga pants got me goin yoooga awoooga
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
seein gabe in yoga pants got me goin yoooga awoooga
i tried but i bounced off his writing style so hard
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i tried but i bounced off his writing style so hard
i think there's a fan run version online
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i think there's a fan run version online
i reportedly give excellent cuddles ❤️
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i reportedly give excellent cuddles ❤️
and cuddle? 🥺
December 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
and cuddle? 🥺
hugs ❤️ i really hope moving in the new year will help
December 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hugs ❤️ i really hope moving in the new year will help
whatever i sound like an incel ignore me
December 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
whatever i sound like an incel ignore me
i prefer my usage
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i prefer my usage
this is why i only really use bluesky to flirt with people
December 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
this is why i only really use bluesky to flirt with people