Failed Kirby Experiment
@ouijae.bsky.social
setting this up so i'm prepared for the inevitable fall of twitter probably not gonna post much yet - i'm riley i'm 32 and i tweet just about everything that comes to mind. expect a lot of video game stuff and other goofy shit - my pronouns are they/them
i love that im literally so unappealing that even if i reach out to people who are constantly complaining about being desperate and lonely they will laugh in my face
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i love that im literally so unappealing that even if i reach out to people who are constantly complaining about being desperate and lonely they will laugh in my face
this is literally me even with people im dating
December 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
this is literally me even with people im dating
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you will literally always find people who fuck with you i dont care how lonely and hopeless you feel or how much of a kooky weirdo you think you are there are out there SOMEWHERE people who are desperate to be in your corner you just gotta find them
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
you will literally always find people who fuck with you i dont care how lonely and hopeless you feel or how much of a kooky weirdo you think you are there are out there SOMEWHERE people who are desperate to be in your corner you just gotta find them
absolutely incredible decor in this pub
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
absolutely incredible decor in this pub
i'm sick of not getting attention from everybody i think is hot all the time
December 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i'm sick of not getting attention from everybody i think is hot all the time
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
for a series called top gun there sure are a lot of bottoms
for a series called ace combat there sure is a lot of sexual tension
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
for a series called top gun there sure are a lot of bottoms
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do u think my cat's gay
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
do u think my cat's gay
i really don't get people who lonely post 24/7 but then when someone actually reaches out to them will just shut them down immediately like... do u think that the call might be coming from inside the house
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i really don't get people who lonely post 24/7 but then when someone actually reaches out to them will just shut them down immediately like... do u think that the call might be coming from inside the house
do u think my cat's gay
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
do u think my cat's gay
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happy birthday to me and kingdom hearts 2!!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
happy birthday to me and kingdom hearts 2!!!
birthday time 🥳
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
birthday time 🥳
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
idk im a little bit worried that my birthday is kinda gonna suck tomorrow
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
idk im a little bit worried that my birthday is kinda gonna suck tomorrow
i think bluesky would be a much better place for everybody if people stopped trying to pretend that it's Woke Twitter and instead embraced it as the place we all go to get horny and weird
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
i think bluesky would be a much better place for everybody if people stopped trying to pretend that it's Woke Twitter and instead embraced it as the place we all go to get horny and weird
every pro-AI person on the planet has no fucking clue how the technology actually works so they'll say shit like "it's taking my ideas and making them real" no! it is taking other people's ideas and pretending that they're yours! that's literally how they work at a basic level!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
every pro-AI person on the planet has no fucking clue how the technology actually works so they'll say shit like "it's taking my ideas and making them real" no! it is taking other people's ideas and pretending that they're yours! that's literally how they work at a basic level!!!!
yes i am a simp but have you seen the people im simping for? it would be stupid of me not to
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
yes i am a simp but have you seen the people im simping for? it would be stupid of me not to
idk why you'd call this a homestuck when one piece exists
...I can't believe professional wrestling is a Homestuck.
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
idk why you'd call this a homestuck when one piece exists
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i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
i got a little bit irresponsible with my money but you have no idea how soft he is
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i got a little bit irresponsible with my money but you have no idea how soft he is