i hate knowing that moose can swim
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
i hate knowing that moose can swim
oh, to be head butted by a cat ✨
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
oh, to be head butted by a cat ✨
saw a cat named church yesterday and none of my coworkers got the reference. why must i be forced to spend my time with uncultured swine.
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
saw a cat named church yesterday and none of my coworkers got the reference. why must i be forced to spend my time with uncultured swine.
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Vincent Price’s Black Widow Introduction for the ABC TV Special Alice Cooper: The Nightmare aired April 25, 1975.
September 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Vincent Price’s Black Widow Introduction for the ABC TV Special Alice Cooper: The Nightmare aired April 25, 1975.
me playing air guitar on my cat: no i'm serious she can be spicy. she'll only tolerate so much. she's not the kind of cat that will let you do just anything. hold on we gotta play this bridge.
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
me playing air guitar on my cat: no i'm serious she can be spicy. she'll only tolerate so much. she's not the kind of cat that will let you do just anything. hold on we gotta play this bridge.
putting a muzzle on my favorite shiba patient: listen, we're still friends! but accountability is important in friendship, and i have to hold you accountable for trying to bite me 😌
August 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
putting a muzzle on my favorite shiba patient: listen, we're still friends! but accountability is important in friendship, and i have to hold you accountable for trying to bite me 😌
am i shocked that ozzy passed? no, to grow old as a rock musician (especially of his era and caliber) is a privilege. but i'll still be in my obligatory metalhead period of mourning if you need me. rock on to the great beyond, Prince of Darkness 🤟
July 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
am i shocked that ozzy passed? no, to grow old as a rock musician (especially of his era and caliber) is a privilege. but i'll still be in my obligatory metalhead period of mourning if you need me. rock on to the great beyond, Prince of Darkness 🤟
before the heat wave: haha get ready for me to be a total bitch in that heat
when i experience one (1) negative emotion due to being on the verge of passing out from the heat: oh my god i'm so sorry i'm being so crabby you shouldn't have to put up with my insufferable attitude i'm so sorry
when i experience one (1) negative emotion due to being on the verge of passing out from the heat: oh my god i'm so sorry i'm being so crabby you shouldn't have to put up with my insufferable attitude i'm so sorry
July 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
before the heat wave: haha get ready for me to be a total bitch in that heat
when i experience one (1) negative emotion due to being on the verge of passing out from the heat: oh my god i'm so sorry i'm being so crabby you shouldn't have to put up with my insufferable attitude i'm so sorry
when i experience one (1) negative emotion due to being on the verge of passing out from the heat: oh my god i'm so sorry i'm being so crabby you shouldn't have to put up with my insufferable attitude i'm so sorry
the girls are gossiping 🐄🐄🐄
June 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the girls are gossiping 🐄🐄🐄
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It’s fun to have gay thoughts! You all should try it
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s fun to have gay thoughts! You all should try it
when i was in my early 20s my then-bff told me she "wasn't usually into black girls" but she was attracted to Rhianna (mind you the demodex mites on Rhianna's eyelashes are out of her league) and i still thought i could help her be a better person 🤡🤡🤡
May 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
when i was in my early 20s my then-bff told me she "wasn't usually into black girls" but she was attracted to Rhianna (mind you the demodex mites on Rhianna's eyelashes are out of her league) and i still thought i could help her be a better person 🤡🤡🤡
after rewatching vento aureo i truly find it hard to believe trish was actually THAT scandalized by seeing herself with mista's hairy knuckles. like girl - you are a full on italian woman, are you REALLY acting like you don't have body hair of your own??
May 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
after rewatching vento aureo i truly find it hard to believe trish was actually THAT scandalized by seeing herself with mista's hairy knuckles. like girl - you are a full on italian woman, are you REALLY acting like you don't have body hair of your own??
catnip is great because i literally tossed seeds in dirt in a pot and emptied my bong water in there and now i have an absolutely thriving plant.
April 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
catnip is great because i literally tossed seeds in dirt in a pot and emptied my bong water in there and now i have an absolutely thriving plant.
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Blessed Good Friday, everyone
April 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Blessed Good Friday, everyone
"you know those have red 40 dye in them, right? that's supposed to be bad for you"
bro welch's fruit snacks could have straight up arsenic in them and i'd still eat them tbh
bro welch's fruit snacks could have straight up arsenic in them and i'd still eat them tbh
April 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"you know those have red 40 dye in them, right? that's supposed to be bad for you"
bro welch's fruit snacks could have straight up arsenic in them and i'd still eat them tbh
bro welch's fruit snacks could have straight up arsenic in them and i'd still eat them tbh
will work for cream cheese
April 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
will work for cream cheese
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OH MY GOD
I can’t believe Nintendo is finally giving me a Tomodachi life port tomorrow (delusional)
March 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
OH MY GOD
the fun thing about having glasses without frames around the lenses is that it really makes it obvious just how thick my lenses are. there's no denying my vision is truly fucking garbage.
March 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the fun thing about having glasses without frames around the lenses is that it really makes it obvious just how thick my lenses are. there's no denying my vision is truly fucking garbage.
shrimpin so peacefully. she has no idea she's getting ✨vaccinated✨ tomorrow.
March 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
shrimpin so peacefully. she has no idea she's getting ✨vaccinated✨ tomorrow.
ah yes, my annual internal dilemma of "do i be a killjoy and tell people that i think st patricks day is a symbol of colonialism in ireland and i don't want to celebrate it, or do i shut up and wear the green scrubs?"
March 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
ah yes, my annual internal dilemma of "do i be a killjoy and tell people that i think st patricks day is a symbol of colonialism in ireland and i don't want to celebrate it, or do i shut up and wear the green scrubs?"
the naan tax has been paid, the baby is appeased
March 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
the naan tax has been paid, the baby is appeased
ah yes, the two genders: soprano and alto
March 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ah yes, the two genders: soprano and alto
before they localized the great ace attorney and i saw they were going to have a sherlock character i immediately said "haha they should localize his name to herlock sholmes" and i will never come down from that high
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
before they localized the great ace attorney and i saw they were going to have a sherlock character i immediately said "haha they should localize his name to herlock sholmes" and i will never come down from that high