And the straight to DVD sequel Guy's Wide Butt

It's the diehard belief that the only reason his old friends aren't in complete agreement with him is that they don't want to anger THE MOB. How does anyone get to this level of delusion?

I went through my Steam discovery queue recently and one of the games was

You're stranded on an island with monsters. And you can fuck the monsters and breed half monster children.

I had a really puritan reaction, then realised that if I was killing monsters it wouldn't be shocking at all.

I'd say a class gets pulled into a wormhole with their teacher and have to learn to crew a ship before they've been trained, but it's a bit too Voyager.

...Or Space Camp if you want to go back that far

If you had to write this show, what would your pitch be? Like what does your Starfleet Academy show look like? Because I don't feel like it's a bad idea necessarily - it just shouldn't be this.

I'd be more worried about him waking up in the shower.

Imagine how many more socialists there would be if every meeting had drugs and sex workers

I stopped watching in the pilot episode when the good guys blew up an enemy ship with a corpse bomb.

Watched a video essay about this film that was so lovely it made me cry

I hope this doesn't mean Boris Johnson

Something about this confused me and I couldn't put my finger on it.

Finally realised it's the use of 'bro'

This is all because they think shopping is women's work isn't it? So it's shameful as a man to buy your own ramen and biscuits.

And if your leftovers are in an opaque container you get a fresh buzz a week later when you have to check what's in them.

Terrified to imagine what the wives of grocerybros are being called over there.

Double Cross

Ok but the transphobes can clean their own toilets

Hi can I get a social deception please?

Yes sir what size?

Has anyone described Elon as Cardinal Riché yet? Because if not I'm claiming it.

Private equity buying up all the care homes will really help too. They always* have solutions**.

*don't care as long as they

**profits