The five year old child:
"I'd like to live in a floating house"
Oh buddy don't worry we're all well on the way to that.
"I'd like to live in a floating house"
Oh buddy don't worry we're all well on the way to that.
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The five year old child:
"I'd like to live in a floating house"
Oh buddy don't worry we're all well on the way to that.
"I'd like to live in a floating house"
Oh buddy don't worry we're all well on the way to that.
Anybody else feel that hyperbole has become eight trillion times worse over the last couple of years?
August 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Anybody else feel that hyperbole has become eight trillion times worse over the last couple of years?
July 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
How did we get to a culture where loyalty is a positive virtue and having doubts is a negative?
Feels so deliberately cultivated by shitty people and shitty authorities doing shitty things then asking you to trust them and stand by them.
Feels so deliberately cultivated by shitty people and shitty authorities doing shitty things then asking you to trust them and stand by them.
July 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
How did we get to a culture where loyalty is a positive virtue and having doubts is a negative?
Feels so deliberately cultivated by shitty people and shitty authorities doing shitty things then asking you to trust them and stand by them.
Feels so deliberately cultivated by shitty people and shitty authorities doing shitty things then asking you to trust them and stand by them.
Weird that if I don't understand how something works it's so natural to tell my son it's "magic" rather than "science"
May 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Weird that if I don't understand how something works it's so natural to tell my son it's "magic" rather than "science"
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
Reading the book we were studying in English class under the table in maths class.
I didn't care what the author was thinking when they wrote it, I just wanted to know what happened at the end.
I didn't care what the author was thinking when they wrote it, I just wanted to know what happened at the end.
February 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Reading the book we were studying in English class under the table in maths class.
I didn't care what the author was thinking when they wrote it, I just wanted to know what happened at the end.
I didn't care what the author was thinking when they wrote it, I just wanted to know what happened at the end.
Overthinking the word marshmallow
February 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Overthinking the word marshmallow
This is the billionth thought squirted up into the bright Blue Sky
February 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
This is the billionth thought squirted up into the bright Blue Sky
Halfway through an episode of #WeirdlittleGuys from @socialistdogmom.bsky.social but it's 11pm and if I listen any more while driving home I will be soothed to sleep while learning about the most mediocre all of the mediocre men who become Nazis.
January 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Halfway through an episode of #WeirdlittleGuys from @socialistdogmom.bsky.social but it's 11pm and if I listen any more while driving home I will be soothed to sleep while learning about the most mediocre all of the mediocre men who become Nazis.
I'm not saying anything SHOULD happen.
I'm only saying that if this was a movie and RFK assassinated the president it would be a narratively satisfying plot twist.
I'm only saying that if this was a movie and RFK assassinated the president it would be a narratively satisfying plot twist.
January 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I'm not saying anything SHOULD happen.
I'm only saying that if this was a movie and RFK assassinated the president it would be a narratively satisfying plot twist.
I'm only saying that if this was a movie and RFK assassinated the president it would be a narratively satisfying plot twist.
... but halfway across the river the scorpion stung the frog. The frog asked "why have you done this?"
And the scorpion said
"Well actually studies I've read have shown that scorpion venom can take up to fifteen minutes to negatively impact frog physiology so you're narrative is flawed. IDIOT"
And the scorpion said
"Well actually studies I've read have shown that scorpion venom can take up to fifteen minutes to negatively impact frog physiology so you're narrative is flawed. IDIOT"
January 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
... but halfway across the river the scorpion stung the frog. The frog asked "why have you done this?"
And the scorpion said
"Well actually studies I've read have shown that scorpion venom can take up to fifteen minutes to negatively impact frog physiology so you're narrative is flawed. IDIOT"
And the scorpion said
"Well actually studies I've read have shown that scorpion venom can take up to fifteen minutes to negatively impact frog physiology so you're narrative is flawed. IDIOT"
All the songs I loved from my formative years:
"These are hard times, gotta keep on swinging"
Mmmmmm
"Nobody understands me, but I'm worth something"
Mmmmmm
"I hope that bitch swallows poison and dies because she dumped me for a cool guy"
Oh. Oh no.
"These are hard times, gotta keep on swinging"
Mmmmmm
"Nobody understands me, but I'm worth something"
Mmmmmm
"I hope that bitch swallows poison and dies because she dumped me for a cool guy"
Oh. Oh no.
January 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
All the songs I loved from my formative years:
"These are hard times, gotta keep on swinging"
Mmmmmm
"Nobody understands me, but I'm worth something"
Mmmmmm
"I hope that bitch swallows poison and dies because she dumped me for a cool guy"
Oh. Oh no.
"These are hard times, gotta keep on swinging"
Mmmmmm
"Nobody understands me, but I'm worth something"
Mmmmmm
"I hope that bitch swallows poison and dies because she dumped me for a cool guy"
Oh. Oh no.
When you're wearing headphones in public and a banger comes on, how close are you to bursting into song?
January 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When you're wearing headphones in public and a banger comes on, how close are you to bursting into song?
My YouTube adverts are convinced I need therapy and that I'm dumb enough to be convinced to invest my money in my 'favourite' companies.
Their only evidence of my dumbness and need for mental health support is that I watch videos on YouTube.
Their only evidence of my dumbness and need for mental health support is that I watch videos on YouTube.
January 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My YouTube adverts are convinced I need therapy and that I'm dumb enough to be convinced to invest my money in my 'favourite' companies.
Their only evidence of my dumbness and need for mental health support is that I watch videos on YouTube.
Their only evidence of my dumbness and need for mental health support is that I watch videos on YouTube.
If you wanted to meet someone you had to tell them where and when, then just hope they were there.
January 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If you wanted to meet someone you had to tell them where and when, then just hope they were there.
Last night I made a pasta so good that I'm considering eating it for breakfast.
January 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Last night I made a pasta so good that I'm considering eating it for breakfast.
Post your favourite Doctor Who
January 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who
Post a villain you love
January 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Post a villain you love
January 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My actual dog has formed a bond with my #baldursgate3 dog and is now whining at the inactive TV, pining for his return.
January 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
My actual dog has formed a bond with my #baldursgate3 dog and is now whining at the inactive TV, pining for his return.
A reminder to anyone considering being born with a profound disability in the UK.
Don't!
If you can't earn you will have to fight to get any benefits; and in the cruelest twist even if you do successfully apply the money will be taken back from you if you need any funded social care support.
Don't!
If you can't earn you will have to fight to get any benefits; and in the cruelest twist even if you do successfully apply the money will be taken back from you if you need any funded social care support.
January 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A reminder to anyone considering being born with a profound disability in the UK.
Don't!
If you can't earn you will have to fight to get any benefits; and in the cruelest twist even if you do successfully apply the money will be taken back from you if you need any funded social care support.
Don't!
If you can't earn you will have to fight to get any benefits; and in the cruelest twist even if you do successfully apply the money will be taken back from you if you need any funded social care support.
What if we've discovered all the good soup combinations now
January 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
What if we've discovered all the good soup combinations now
Do you think one of the accidental positives of AI ruining all the search engines will be people asking experts questions, instead of asking Dr Google?
January 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Do you think one of the accidental positives of AI ruining all the search engines will be people asking experts questions, instead of asking Dr Google?