Outi Universe 🇫🇮 (they/them)
@outiharvey.bsky.social
Dungeon Master, video game aficionado, enjoyer of film and television, liker of comic books, and a dork of multitudes. Eater of Skittles. Drinker of coffee. Parent of cat.
Now, the fuck would Finnish or Norwegian citizens want to apply for American citizenship?
Also.
Eeew, barf!
It's so gross that I'm seeing ads like this while the US is blanket banning non-white immigrants from coming into the country.
Yuck.
Also.
Eeew, barf!
It's so gross that I'm seeing ads like this while the US is blanket banning non-white immigrants from coming into the country.
Yuck.
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Now, the fuck would Finnish or Norwegian citizens want to apply for American citizenship?
Also.
Eeew, barf!
It's so gross that I'm seeing ads like this while the US is blanket banning non-white immigrants from coming into the country.
Yuck.
Also.
Eeew, barf!
It's so gross that I'm seeing ads like this while the US is blanket banning non-white immigrants from coming into the country.
Yuck.
If Eiffel 65 has taught us anything it's that aliens are blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di.
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
If Eiffel 65 has taught us anything it's that aliens are blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di.
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Here are some more men who are undeniably men.
They are all men of different shapes and sizes, who express themselves differently. But not one of them is more or less man than the other. And there's no changing the fact that they are all men.
So whatever kind of man you are, you're doing great!
They are all men of different shapes and sizes, who express themselves differently. But not one of them is more or less man than the other. And there's no changing the fact that they are all men.
So whatever kind of man you are, you're doing great!
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Here are some more men who are undeniably men.
They are all men of different shapes and sizes, who express themselves differently. But not one of them is more or less man than the other. And there's no changing the fact that they are all men.
So whatever kind of man you are, you're doing great!
They are all men of different shapes and sizes, who express themselves differently. But not one of them is more or less man than the other. And there's no changing the fact that they are all men.
So whatever kind of man you are, you're doing great!
All men should feel good about their gender. And recognize that there are countless ways of expressing masculinity. And understand that no one can take their gender away from them.
Let's look at some certified male men.
Let's look at some certified male men.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
All men should feel good about their gender. And recognize that there are countless ways of expressing masculinity. And understand that no one can take their gender away from them.
Let's look at some certified male men.
Let's look at some certified male men.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Blastin' my ass downtown
Walkin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Starin' blankly ahead
Just blastin' my ass, blastin' my ass
Through the crowd
Walkin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Starin' blankly ahead
Just blastin' my ass, blastin' my ass
Through the crowd
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Blastin' my ass downtown
Walkin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Starin' blankly ahead
Just blastin' my ass, blastin' my ass
Through the crowd
Walkin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Starin' blankly ahead
Just blastin' my ass, blastin' my ass
Through the crowd
My friends:
"You plan on losing weight by going for a stroll twice a day? Will that really work?"
Me:
"I'm not going for a 'stroll.' I'm blasting ass."
I'm doing this 14 times per week:
"You plan on losing weight by going for a stroll twice a day? Will that really work?"
Me:
"I'm not going for a 'stroll.' I'm blasting ass."
I'm doing this 14 times per week:
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
My friends:
"You plan on losing weight by going for a stroll twice a day? Will that really work?"
Me:
"I'm not going for a 'stroll.' I'm blasting ass."
I'm doing this 14 times per week:
"You plan on losing weight by going for a stroll twice a day? Will that really work?"
Me:
"I'm not going for a 'stroll.' I'm blasting ass."
I'm doing this 14 times per week:
Things no one tells you about cat parenthood:
Shed claw casings are a thing.
Cats don't sharpen their claws like a chef sharpens a knife.
Cat claws grow in layers, and when a cat is sharpening it's claws, it's trying to shed the worn top layer to reveal the fresh layer underneath.
Shed claw casings are a thing.
Cats don't sharpen their claws like a chef sharpens a knife.
Cat claws grow in layers, and when a cat is sharpening it's claws, it's trying to shed the worn top layer to reveal the fresh layer underneath.
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Things no one tells you about cat parenthood:
Shed claw casings are a thing.
Cats don't sharpen their claws like a chef sharpens a knife.
Cat claws grow in layers, and when a cat is sharpening it's claws, it's trying to shed the worn top layer to reveal the fresh layer underneath.
Shed claw casings are a thing.
Cats don't sharpen their claws like a chef sharpens a knife.
Cat claws grow in layers, and when a cat is sharpening it's claws, it's trying to shed the worn top layer to reveal the fresh layer underneath.
Few things make my head boil like women who knowingly and willfully side with men who prey on girls.
My head is boiling, Pam.
It is boiling.
My head is boiling, Pam.
It is boiling.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Few things make my head boil like women who knowingly and willfully side with men who prey on girls.
My head is boiling, Pam.
It is boiling.
My head is boiling, Pam.
It is boiling.
WAIT.
Give me a minute to wipe the mental image of a Ranger followed around by an entourage of New York pizza rats from my brain.
Normal rats. A network of rat informants. Pockets, bags, pouches, and sleeves full of rats. But not necessarily in a creepy way. You could come at it from a cute angle.
Give me a minute to wipe the mental image of a Ranger followed around by an entourage of New York pizza rats from my brain.
Normal rats. A network of rat informants. Pockets, bags, pouches, and sleeves full of rats. But not necessarily in a creepy way. You could come at it from a cute angle.
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
WAIT.
Give me a minute to wipe the mental image of a Ranger followed around by an entourage of New York pizza rats from my brain.
Normal rats. A network of rat informants. Pockets, bags, pouches, and sleeves full of rats. But not necessarily in a creepy way. You could come at it from a cute angle.
Give me a minute to wipe the mental image of a Ranger followed around by an entourage of New York pizza rats from my brain.
Normal rats. A network of rat informants. Pockets, bags, pouches, and sleeves full of rats. But not necessarily in a creepy way. You could come at it from a cute angle.
"Lawful Good characters are boring."
"Paladins are boring."
Mate.
A Lawful Good Paladin is only as boring as your imagination.
"Paladins are boring."
Mate.
A Lawful Good Paladin is only as boring as your imagination.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"Lawful Good characters are boring."
"Paladins are boring."
Mate.
A Lawful Good Paladin is only as boring as your imagination.
"Paladins are boring."
Mate.
A Lawful Good Paladin is only as boring as your imagination.
Rafa reminds me of George Michael and I'm here for it.
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Rafa reminds me of George Michael and I'm here for it.
Aside from the main story bosses, Monster Hunter Stories has always used recycled monster models. If an updated Plesioth model exists, it's because Capcom intends to put it in a mainline Monster Hunter game.
Is Plessy coming back in the DLC expansion for Monster Hunter Wilds?
#MHStories3 #MHWilds
Is Plessy coming back in the DLC expansion for Monster Hunter Wilds?
#MHStories3 #MHWilds
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Aside from the main story bosses, Monster Hunter Stories has always used recycled monster models. If an updated Plesioth model exists, it's because Capcom intends to put it in a mainline Monster Hunter game.
Is Plessy coming back in the DLC expansion for Monster Hunter Wilds?
#MHStories3 #MHWilds
Is Plessy coming back in the DLC expansion for Monster Hunter Wilds?
#MHStories3 #MHWilds
A thought that lives in my head rent-free:
By Monster Hunter's own logic, Paolumu should be classified as a flying beast, rather than a flying wyvern. And Capcom knows it.
YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!😂
#MonsterHunter #MHWorld #MHWI
By Monster Hunter's own logic, Paolumu should be classified as a flying beast, rather than a flying wyvern. And Capcom knows it.
YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!😂
#MonsterHunter #MHWorld #MHWI
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A thought that lives in my head rent-free:
By Monster Hunter's own logic, Paolumu should be classified as a flying beast, rather than a flying wyvern. And Capcom knows it.
YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!😂
#MonsterHunter #MHWorld #MHWI
By Monster Hunter's own logic, Paolumu should be classified as a flying beast, rather than a flying wyvern. And Capcom knows it.
YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!😂
#MonsterHunter #MHWorld #MHWI
So, JD Vance's real name is James Donald Bowman.
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
So, JD Vance's real name is James Donald Bowman.
Welp, I was wrong.
Instead of Gammoth, we got Omega Planetes from Final Fantasy XIV.
Instead of Gammoth, we got Omega Planetes from Final Fantasy XIV.
October 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Welp, I was wrong.
Instead of Gammoth, we got Omega Planetes from Final Fantasy XIV.
Instead of Gammoth, we got Omega Planetes from Final Fantasy XIV.
Capcom doesn't know it yet, but the natural next step in the evolution of Monster Hunter's support hunters is... fully customizable NPC party members.
#MHWilds
#MHWilds
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Capcom doesn't know it yet, but the natural next step in the evolution of Monster Hunter's support hunters is... fully customizable NPC party members.
#MHWilds
#MHWilds
A couple of really thick Guardians of the Galaxy omnibuses also help.
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A couple of really thick Guardians of the Galaxy omnibuses also help.
It's Caturday already?
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It's Caturday already?
Young Jonathan Davis (of KoЯn fame) looked like the first DM I played D&D with. When I was 14. In the year 2001. When 3rd edition D&D was new.
This is neither a dig at Jonathan Davis (who I know very little about) or my first DM.
It's just... the resemblance is UNCANNY.
This is neither a dig at Jonathan Davis (who I know very little about) or my first DM.
It's just... the resemblance is UNCANNY.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Young Jonathan Davis (of KoЯn fame) looked like the first DM I played D&D with. When I was 14. In the year 2001. When 3rd edition D&D was new.
This is neither a dig at Jonathan Davis (who I know very little about) or my first DM.
It's just... the resemblance is UNCANNY.
This is neither a dig at Jonathan Davis (who I know very little about) or my first DM.
It's just... the resemblance is UNCANNY.
So, I just googled what a merkin is.
And you people just... know this?
Off the top of your your head, you know what a merkin is? HOW IS THIS A THING ANYONE HAS HEARD OF!?
Am I too asexual for this world?
I sometimes feel like an outsider among my own merkin-wearing species.😂
And you people just... know this?
Off the top of your your head, you know what a merkin is? HOW IS THIS A THING ANYONE HAS HEARD OF!?
Am I too asexual for this world?
I sometimes feel like an outsider among my own merkin-wearing species.😂
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
So, I just googled what a merkin is.
And you people just... know this?
Off the top of your your head, you know what a merkin is? HOW IS THIS A THING ANYONE HAS HEARD OF!?
Am I too asexual for this world?
I sometimes feel like an outsider among my own merkin-wearing species.😂
And you people just... know this?
Off the top of your your head, you know what a merkin is? HOW IS THIS A THING ANYONE HAS HEARD OF!?
Am I too asexual for this world?
I sometimes feel like an outsider among my own merkin-wearing species.😂
Guys.
The difference between a lightning bolt symbol and the SS symbol is that:
- The SS symbol is two esses, mangled into the shape of a pair of lightning bolts.
- A lightning bolt is still just a lightning bolt.
Yes. Fascism is rearing its ugly head, but Taylor Swift has no part in that.
The difference between a lightning bolt symbol and the SS symbol is that:
- The SS symbol is two esses, mangled into the shape of a pair of lightning bolts.
- A lightning bolt is still just a lightning bolt.
Yes. Fascism is rearing its ugly head, but Taylor Swift has no part in that.
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Guys.
The difference between a lightning bolt symbol and the SS symbol is that:
- The SS symbol is two esses, mangled into the shape of a pair of lightning bolts.
- A lightning bolt is still just a lightning bolt.
Yes. Fascism is rearing its ugly head, but Taylor Swift has no part in that.
The difference between a lightning bolt symbol and the SS symbol is that:
- The SS symbol is two esses, mangled into the shape of a pair of lightning bolts.
- A lightning bolt is still just a lightning bolt.
Yes. Fascism is rearing its ugly head, but Taylor Swift has no part in that.
