I love D&D.

Gary Gygax, co-creator of D&D, was a raving sexist.

Gary Gygax can huff my farts all day long in whatever misogynist afterlife plane of existence he is in now.

PS. Mordenkainen looks like a fucking nonce.

Joe Rogan VS. coherent thought

Because what is an "incel" if not a misogynist who demands special treatment?

As a huge fan of the em-dash, I just want people to know:

If you're using Windows, hold Alt and input 0151 on the numpad.

If you're using Android, press and hold dash.

There, now you too are an AI who knows how to use the em-dash.

Because what is a crystal ball if not an omnidirectional, spherical lens?

Now imagine there's some sunlight coming into your house and hitting the crystal ball.

Yeah. You keep your crystal ball covered by a cloth... SO IT DOESN'T BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN.

If Eiffel 65 has taught us anything it's that aliens are blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di.

I don't care.❤️

Here are some more men who are undeniably men.

They are all men of different shapes and sizes, who express themselves differently. But not one of them is more or less man than the other. And there's no changing the fact that they are all men.

So whatever kind of man you are, you're doing great!

It's not all magical.
We also have right-wing idiots in the government right now trying to pull the biggest reverse Robin Hood move in our nation's history, and it has tanked our economy and sent unemployment soaring.

But we're gonna vote them out in early 2027.

And if I really HAD TO take Ozempic, the state would cover some of the cost.

You mean it's for the rich in the US, where the drug costs almost 4 times more than elsewhere in the world?

Like, I'm living on welfare in Finland, and if I really wanted to... I could afford Ozempic.

It's the late 90s and early 2000s all over again.

Except this time, the fad is not eating disorders, this time the fad is Ozempic.

I'm with her.
Because it sounds like it was a choice between two rings that cost the same amount, and the difference was that one of the rings reflected her taste and her will, and the other one didn't.

He ignored the discussions they'd had and got whatever was readily available for the same price.

Eugenicists:
"We are making logical decisions based on science and not emotion... But also our hatered for people with certain kinds of observable characteristics. Um, I mean... It's scientific hatered, you see. It's different from hatered-hatered. DEFINITELY NOT AN EMOTION!"