Owen White
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Owen White
@owenwhite.bsky.social
unofficial head of the good idea department, poster child for angry 20 year olds

also a writer, editor, and sharknado fanclub member
Reposted by Owen White
where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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One thing about me is that I do absolutely suck at listening to stories about weird, apparently paranormal things that happened to you.

100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
December 11, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Audiobooks count as reading—because if they didn't, my sense of self would be lost.
December 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I will die before saying reskeet.
December 8, 2024 at 6:10 PM
X banned all the bots and I went from 400 followers to 72. They Got me
December 5, 2024 at 4:04 PM
bluesky is the new wave, and my wetsuit is full. of sand and piss and stuff
November 23, 2024 at 7:43 PM
genmoji is the biggest thing since the iphone
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
the social network fucks so hard
November 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I wonder if bluesky is gonna have the purple and yellow people graphics
November 19, 2024 at 5:39 AM
19 million users and every single one of them is wearing this hat
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
#beefsky what would you make
November 19, 2024 at 12:16 AM
my girlfriends dad traps these for sport
Good morning, Bluesky! Here is an American Red Squirrel for you.
#squirrels #nature
November 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
chills guys… chills
November 18, 2024 at 7:02 PM
good movie
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
One day I’m gonna “stun in new photo,” mark my words.
November 18, 2024 at 5:30 PM
can we bring being funny to bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM