Owen White
@owenwhite.bsky.social
unofficial head of the good idea department, poster child for angry 20 year olds
also a writer, editor, and sharknado fanclub member
also a writer, editor, and sharknado fanclub member
Reposted by Owen White
where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
Reposted by Owen White
One thing about me is that I do absolutely suck at listening to stories about weird, apparently paranormal things that happened to you.
100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
December 11, 2024 at 4:52 AM
One thing about me is that I do absolutely suck at listening to stories about weird, apparently paranormal things that happened to you.
100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
Audiobooks count as reading—because if they didn't, my sense of self would be lost.
December 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Audiobooks count as reading—because if they didn't, my sense of self would be lost.
I will die before saying reskeet.
December 8, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I will die before saying reskeet.
X banned all the bots and I went from 400 followers to 72. They Got me
December 5, 2024 at 4:04 PM
X banned all the bots and I went from 400 followers to 72. They Got me
bluesky is the new wave, and my wetsuit is full. of sand and piss and stuff
November 23, 2024 at 7:43 PM
bluesky is the new wave, and my wetsuit is full. of sand and piss and stuff
genmoji is the biggest thing since the iphone
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
genmoji is the biggest thing since the iphone
the social network fucks so hard
November 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
the social network fucks so hard
I wonder if bluesky is gonna have the purple and yellow people graphics
November 19, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I wonder if bluesky is gonna have the purple and yellow people graphics
19 million users and every single one of them is wearing this hat
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
19 million users and every single one of them is wearing this hat
my girlfriends dad traps these for sport
November 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
my girlfriends dad traps these for sport
chills guys… chills
November 18, 2024 at 7:02 PM
chills guys… chills
One day I’m gonna “stun in new photo,” mark my words.
November 18, 2024 at 5:30 PM
One day I’m gonna “stun in new photo,” mark my words.
can we bring being funny to bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
can we bring being funny to bluesky