this made me chuckle

(omg omg omg yesssss)

SIRI PLAY I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK

YESSSS YOU’RE BACK

I shall use every penny to establish a new chain of fast food-style porn emporiums. But yeah, welcome to McDick’s! Where our slogan is, “I’m fuckin’ it”

(I say 3.5 because only three people actually used the term “paypig”. The .5 was just strongly interested in exchanging money for degradation/domination but I still kind of count that. Not to be anal about it *badum-tss* but still)

This is HILARIOUS 😭 BRAVO

I think it depends on the depth of your cervix when you’re maximally aroused/fully tented, and the width of your vagina. It’s a bit different for everyone! Mine goes from about 3 (unaroused) to 5 inches (aroused) deep.

VISUAL bigness is when I start wondering how big it is compared to my forearm 👹

You know what, it HAS been a minute since my last ramblefap

I’ve been asking for a mold of his for a while now. We have other dildos but it’s just not the same 😤 (I’m such a romantic, right?)

hehehe

These were so fucking good, why did you have to remind me they existed 😭