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mr. kwabs
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NSFW VA ♡ 30 ♡ happily taken ♡ pan/bi ♡ cheeky & unserious (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*. 🔞 MDNI 🔞
not be a total ingrate but I kinda wish I could stay in tonight instead of rushing out to get ingredients for a get together tomorrow 😔
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’ve gotten like 3.5 requests from people looking to be a paypig so far and every time it happens I think about this meme
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
For maximum enjoyment, read it in David Spade’s voice
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Paying attention to meeting? 👎😒
Reading scripts during meeting? 👍👍
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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“The Stranger” is when you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerk off to Albert Camus
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m so excited for tomorrow 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 (we’re cloning his willy)
a woman is holding a large chicken in her hands .
ALT: a woman is holding a large chicken in her hands .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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"kindest regards" alright alright calm down
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*one jello shot later* did you guys fucking know that digdug has three sons
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
me waxing his brows after he made me see god 😔
Got fucked good now I’m reading his tarot cards
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Santa is the Coca Cola corporation and I’m asking Santa to bring this back permanently
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring the homies inside and kiss them goodnight 😘😇
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
idk what Quarters Tarantula is on bc Paul Dano FUCKS in absolutely every role he’s been in
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
*eyes snapping awake*

Christmas pornaments (family unfriendly tree ornaments for perverts)
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
listen up and listen well, male chauvinist pigs

winter is the best time to get chemical and laser facials done. Get a package deal on Groupon or something so you can have gorgeous glowing skin for summer ☺️
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m not religious but pope leo has a little smirk that makes me want to rip his cassock off
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I finally edited the audio!
a man is laying on the floor in a restaurant with a pizza in the background .
ALT: a man is laying on the floor in a restaurant with a pizza in the background .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If YEWWW think “yandere” is the name of a Swedish tractor company…

…uhhhhhYouMightBeARedneck
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Dang I messed up while recording some SFX :^(

time 2 sound edit…?
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
wow I think I might actually post something today
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
gormless, feckless, and reckless: attorneys-in-law

a romcom about three sleazy lawyers embroiled in a bitter feud who discover they’re all connected to the same family over Thanksgiving (two by marriage, one by blood)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM