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Dan Elias
@oyvey2you.bsky.social
Host of The Loony Bin Podcast, MNUFC, MN sports, and happy to be here and not there.
Ask and you shall receive!
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Mostly agree, but ball is in Sean Johnson’s court. I don’t see KEA giving a multi year contract to a 33 year old goalie and Johnson is going to be looking for as many years as he can get on what might be his last big contract. Out-bidding another team means years too.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This is a good take. Matt had some good takes and does deserve a new feather, but he’s still on probation from not knowing what number a box-to-box midfielder is.
December 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Good question. Not sure on that one. Deep down, you probably already know how many feathers you have.
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
He’s earned 8 of his 11 loon feathers. FGL is when he gets to 11 (insert Spinal Tap joke here).

He was almost ready for another feather recently but then he couldn’t tell me what # a box-to-box midfielder was during trivia …
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
That was me!!! Hate the lack of “the good angle”!
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bloomington … MN
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yea, not good for either matchup. Compressed schedule will lead to more mid-week games unfortunately. I’ll still try to make the mid-week trip.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Think that’s bad, buth SKC/St. Louis City games are also mid-week!
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yea, I think “kill” is maybe the wrong word, if 50% plus of the local seltzer economy is selling out of state, “maim” might be more appropriate.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is an emotional roller coaster
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Babies need scarves too …
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh no! Tri-AN-tis, no! Damn split vowel.
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Triantis to Tequila, does work …
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Locally, that’s an Aurora thing.

Would @wesburdine.bsky.social like this idea or not? I’m on the fence.

Would be fun to bring it over but …
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The shiny strand being an * ?

Perfect solution!
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So no red rover?
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM