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Dan Elias
@oyvey2you.bsky.social
Host of The Loony Bin Podcast, MNUFC, MN sports, and happy to be here and not there.
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@mnloonlet.bsky.social and I went through the entire #MNUFC season, from the bottom of the barrel to the top of the mountain.

Relive the 2025 season with us…

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"87: 2025 was the Best of Times, it was the Worst of Times" is live!

We review the best and worst #MNUFC moments of the 2025 season. We discuss the end-of-year roster decisions and what they mean for 2026. And we're making a call to fellow Loons fans to find more loonlets so we can grow the asylum!
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
@mnloonlet.bsky.social and I went through the entire #MNUFC season, from the bottom of the barrel to the top of the mountain.

Relive the 2025 season with us…

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"87: 2025 was the Best of Times, it was the Worst of Times" is live!

We review the best and worst #MNUFC moments of the 2025 season. We discuss the end-of-year roster decisions and what they mean for 2026. And we're making a call to fellow Loons fans to find more loonlets so we can grow the asylum!
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Need your #MNUFC fix after remembering that the Loons don’t play for another three days?

@wesburdine.bsky.social, @mnloonlet.bsky.social and I have you covered!

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November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The episode where I admit to screaming “We’re having a baby!” (we’re not) as 19,000 of us birthed some soccer joy together while taking down the Seattle Sounders and ending their season … #MNUFC

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"84: Loons Drown the Sounders in Cathartic Fashion" is live!

We have never been more excited to sit down, hit record and talk about a soccer game. We recap a truly unbelievable night for #MNUFC at Allianz that culminated in a moment Loons' fans have never been able to experience ... until now.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We love talking about #MNUFC wins and playoff wins are even more fun!

Episode includes:

📗 Twoonies/Doubloons Update
🏆 MNUFC Emmy?
✍️ Contract Extensions
🥰 PK Performance
❔ Game 2 Questions
🦈🐙 Open Cup Replay
🌙 Lionel Eclipse
🧱 Rwan Cruz Madness

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October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Is Allianz Field or Target Center? Tune in to the Emirates Cup to find out!
nba.com NBA @nba.com · Oct 24
The Minnesota Timberwolves' new court for the Emirates NBA Cup
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s a long week with no #MNUFC game until Monday so check out our latest episode and keep your eye (ear) to wherever you get your podcasts for a special episode dropping tomorrow morning!
"81: Loons May Rue Missed Opportunity, Playoffs Hath Cometh" is live!

Third in the West was there for #MNUFC but a dud in LA keeps them at 4th. We talk all about it and get ready for the Seattle playoff series that includes two late Monday night games, ensuring kids everywhere can't watch. Yay!
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
New episode is out and it’s full of #MNUFC goodies:

🛣️ I35 Cup Update
2️⃣ Twoonies Playoff Opponent
🇸🇴 International Debutante
🍕 United Village Update
📰 @andygreder.bsky.social
🔥 Decision Day Primer
🥄 Trash Can Derby
🧣 Stupid World Records

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October 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Another episode dropped last night!

🫡 To Our Listeners
🤨 Loon or Loonlet Trivia
✍️ #MNUFC Free Agent Talker
🏆 No Open Cup Final Sadness
👐 Monach Path Derby Talk
📈 WC Standings Update
⏰ Decision Day Primer
⚽️ World Cup Soccer Ball Jokes

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"79: Fans Appreciate a Comfortable Win on Fan Appreciation Night" is live!

It's our Listener Appreciation episode covering the Monarch Path Derby (and the last game of the I35 Cup!). We also take a peek ahead to Decision Day for #MNUFC in LA and we make fun of the new World Cup soccer ball.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
October 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the episode where @mnloonlet.bsky.social drags me for undercooking bratwurst and also the one where we talk in detail about Clutch, Maple and Zayu, the 2026 World Cup mascots.

And does #MNUFC win anything for having the most GAM … IN THE WORLD!? Listen in to find out.

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"78: A Point is a Good Point at this Point, I Guess" is live!

We looked back at the #MNUFC draw against Colorado, preview the return leg of the Monarch Path Derby, and wonder what trophy we win for having the most General Allocation Money … IN THE WORLD!
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Join @mnloonlet.bsky.social, @rynjohnster.bsky.social and me as we wallow in the sorrows of the last week of #MNUFC soccer that was (and will hopefully never be again).

Misery definitely does love company.

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"77: Gut-Punched in the Cup-Nuts (feat. @rynjohnster.bsky.social)" is live!

Misery loves company so we’ve asked Loonlet John to help us grieve the last-second Open Cup loss and the game against the Chicago Fire. We have a nice long #MNUFC vent sesh, hoping it makes us feel just a wee bit better.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We’ve done the math, and if your hoping to be on maternity or paternity leave during the 2026 World Cup, now’s the time to get busy …

This and actual #MNUFC talk included in our latest episode!

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September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by Dan Elias
Appreciate the invite. Had a blast talking about our favorite club with you guys.

If you haven’t already, give them a listen and go subscribe.
We enjoyed having @jonharrison90.bsky.social and his infectious laugh on our latest show.

Episode included:
🚽 Bathroom sticker talk
✍️ Markanich contract
📉 Leagues Cup punishment
🥶 Schedule change debate
🥿 Losing slippers
💰 Erik ten Hag motivation

#MNUFC
"75: International Break Takes (feat. Jonathan Harrison)" is live!

@jonharrison90.bsky.social joined us this weekend to take on Loon or Loonlet trivia, talk about what team Loons fans hate the most, and to tell Dan that, "No, the schedule change would not be good for #MNUFC."
September 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We enjoyed having @jonharrison90.bsky.social and his infectious laugh on our latest show.

Episode included:
🚽 Bathroom sticker talk
✍️ Markanich contract
📉 Leagues Cup punishment
🥶 Schedule change debate
🥿 Losing slippers
💰 Erik ten Hag motivation

#MNUFC
September 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Really appreciate @jeffrueter.bsky.social giving the time (to respond to Reddit users).

Episode includes:

💦 Leagues Cup final talk
✍️ #MNUFC contract updates
👔 Portland recap
🌊 San Diego preview
🤣 Man U laugher
💍 Kelce/Swift talk

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September 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Another two week break led to a looong episode that includes:

🏕️ UP camping trip
🇿🇦 Mofokeng talk
🇦🇹 Fitz talk
🇬🇷 Triantis talk
🇸🇳 Dieng talk
🇵🇾 Firaña talk
🇨🇷 Michel talk
⚽️ (and a bunch of other #MNUFC stuff)

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"73: Deadline Day Drama & the Season of Firsts" is live!

It's a marathon episode covering three #MNUFC games, the close of the Summer Transfer Window, and a look at how these new players may impact the team to close the season. We also say goodbye to a Loon that looks to be headed to Spain, 🥲.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
www.theloonybinpod.com
August 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That’s right, we’re back with a new episode after the RSL game, and it looks like we have quite a few new #MNUFC players to learn about, too!

Hope we can get them visas (and international roster spots) soon so we can integrate the new talent before the stretch run.
@oyvey2you.bsky.social is back in market (🏕️🏕️🦟) and we’ll have a new episode for you on Monday morning that will cover the last 2 weeks of #MNUFC happenings:

😡 Colorado loss
😁 Seattle win
❓ RSL result
😭 Tani departure
🙏🏻 Joaquin staying
🔀 Transfer window updates

#COYL
August 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Episode includes complaining about my son calling me “bruh”!

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"72: Leagues Cup Wrap-Up & Prep for the Stretch Run" is live!

We put a bow on the 2025 Leagues Cup run for #MNUFC, we preview the next 3 games (no episode for another two weeks, sorry), and we look at key signings OTHER teams are making because we've got no idea when/if we'll sign new players.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
August 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Newest episode includes:

✍️ #MNUFC transfer talk (only outgoing so far)
🔴 PK victory discussion, thanks to Yeboah
🇲🇽 Prep for Leagues Cup
⭐️ All Star game breakdown
😱 Rumored signing for other Western Conference teams

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July 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
So sad for these kids, a real consequence of this moment. And what will this look like for fans and teams next summer during the World Cup?
A Venezuelan youth baseball team will not participate in the Senior League World Series because it was denied travel visas to the U.S., Little League International said Friday.

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Venezuelan youth baseball team denied travel visas to U.S. for tournament
Cacique Mara, the Venezuelan team, was replaced by a team from Mexico after having its visa requests denied.
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July 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Newest episode includes:

🤑 Club World Cup player bonus modifications
❓Loon or Loonlet Trivia
🩼 Hoyeon injury update
💵 #MNUFC transfer window talk
📷 Chelsea photoshopping skills
⚾️ Home run derby discourse
🚔 EPL winner for most football-related arrests

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"70: New Kit, Penalty Kick & Not Quite Enough Grit" is live!

It's a Sunday morning recording this time as we recap the disappointing home loss for #MNUFC against LAFC and the draw that felt like a loss at Portland. We get ready for a game against St. Louis where we might go up against Sang Bin ...
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
July 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I can still wear my Bromance scarf made by @amandascheid.bsky.social, right, RIGHT!?

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Update: #MNUFC said goodbye to Sang Bin Jeong on Friday with presentation from Khaled El-Ahmad and Eric Ramsay before training session. #Loons gave him jerseys, a bouquet of flowers and hugs from Bongi Hlongwane and other teammates. He will soon head to St. Louis in cash trade.
July 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
NEW episode includes #MNUFC transfer rumors, Aurora talk and our uninformed take on the Crystal Palace situation.

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“69: Loons Douse Fire in Cup & Bake the Quakes in the Follow-Up” is live!

We have three game recaps and two game previews as our #MNUFC advanced in the US Open Cup.

We also talk about the transfer rumors surrounding SBJ, Padelford, and Markanich.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon),  and Matt Leaf, co-host...
theloonybinpod.com
July 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Goal #1 accomplished:
July 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The #MNUFC adventure begins with a ten year old x3!
July 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM