When you're planning a LOTR marathon and hobbit feast for your precocious 10-year-old, it's important to forget you're doing it until the day before and then scramble to find fancy jams and stay up late with your partner baking lembas bread. It adds to the sense of adventure.
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When you're planning a LOTR marathon and hobbit feast for your precocious 10-year-old, it's important to forget you're doing it until the day before and then scramble to find fancy jams and stay up late with your partner baking lembas bread. It adds to the sense of adventure.
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July 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have been listening to the same 26 minutes of an episode of Boring Books For Bedtime to sleep for the past month, and I couldn't tell you a single thing about it.
May 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have been listening to the same 26 minutes of an episode of Boring Books For Bedtime to sleep for the past month, and I couldn't tell you a single thing about it.
Who's the holiest baseball team? Asking because I'm trying to figure out which team Jesus would play for. The Mets? The Cardinals?
April 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Who's the holiest baseball team? Asking because I'm trying to figure out which team Jesus would play for. The Mets? The Cardinals?
Austerity is using up my half-finished bottles of hair dye rather than buying new ones, even though I don't identify with this color anymore.
April 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Austerity is using up my half-finished bottles of hair dye rather than buying new ones, even though I don't identify with this color anymore.
Why are pitch forks so expensive?
April 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why are pitch forks so expensive?
Honestly, I would tax birds. Nobody else though, just the birds.
April 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Honestly, I would tax birds. Nobody else though, just the birds.
But, what did they do with the food in the trucks? Where is it? Is it going to waste? Are they denying people food and then letting the food rot? Where is the food? nevadacurrent.com/2025/04/03/t...
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April 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
But, what did they do with the food in the trucks? Where is it? Is it going to waste? Are they denying people food and then letting the food rot? Where is the food? nevadacurrent.com/2025/04/03/t...
"stop barking at my egg!" - things I didn't anticipate saying when I got a dog.
April 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"stop barking at my egg!" - things I didn't anticipate saying when I got a dog.
Toasting pine nuts is like democracy, you look away for a second and it goes to shit.
April 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Toasting pine nuts is like democracy, you look away for a second and it goes to shit.
Senator Booker is doing something, and something is better than nothing. Be more like Booker, do something.
April 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Senator Booker is doing something, and something is better than nothing. Be more like Booker, do something.
Now I'm mad at the government and HBO. They have taken Looney Tunes from us, and Saturday morning in my household is set to be a catastrophe.
March 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Now I'm mad at the government and HBO. They have taken Looney Tunes from us, and Saturday morning in my household is set to be a catastrophe.
Senators not answering their phones this week? Turns out if you pick up some locally made cookies or doughnuts and stop by their closest office, their staffers are happy to chat and take your comments.
March 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Senators not answering their phones this week? Turns out if you pick up some locally made cookies or doughnuts and stop by their closest office, their staffers are happy to chat and take your comments.
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I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
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My letter to Schumer this morning - feel free to copy and paste to him, or any other Senator willing to sell us out in the name of convenience.
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Dear Senator Schumer, I am deeply disappointed in your willingness to compromise and vote on the Republican-created budget. I feel that you don't realize that now is the time to fight against the take...
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March 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My letter to Schumer this morning - feel free to copy and paste to him, or any other Senator willing to sell us out in the name of convenience.
tinyurl.com/2rkxe6h2
tinyurl.com/2rkxe6h2
I've been cursed. The last two times I've made oatmeal I added too much water and I've been doing this correctly for 30 years. This is an oddly specific curse.
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I've been cursed. The last two times I've made oatmeal I added too much water and I've been doing this correctly for 30 years. This is an oddly specific curse.
I forgot to take my anxiety medication and my migraine medication, so now I'm anxious that I'm going to get a migraine.
March 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I forgot to take my anxiety medication and my migraine medication, so now I'm anxious that I'm going to get a migraine.
If you wanted to leave a message for the Stonewall National Monument, their phone number is: 212-668-2577
February 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you wanted to leave a message for the Stonewall National Monument, their phone number is: 212-668-2577
I don't like it when my wife is in therapy because then I can't talk to her, and maybe that's something to talk to my therapist about.
February 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I don't like it when my wife is in therapy because then I can't talk to her, and maybe that's something to talk to my therapist about.
Fuck Hoggle. She trusted him and he drugged her for another man. #thelabyrinth
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Fuck Hoggle. She trusted him and he drugged her for another man. #thelabyrinth
There is no revolution without joy.
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There is no revolution without joy.
My pants are on inside out. I still get full credit on today though because I noticed before 5pm.
January 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My pants are on inside out. I still get full credit on today though because I noticed before 5pm.
The person in front of me in line at CVS is picking up a prescription for their rescue pig with glaucoma. The pig's name is Sugar.
January 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The person in front of me in line at CVS is picking up a prescription for their rescue pig with glaucoma. The pig's name is Sugar.