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ozma.bsky.social
Lulu
@ozma.bsky.social
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Novice juggler.
I'm helping.
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
So, you really just need to get the horse a halter break donkey and let the donkey do the hard work. Plus, bonus donkey.
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Nevada is the second most seismically active state in the union, welcome to our border.
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Already fucked it up and used the wrong potatoes. Coffee should always be first breakfast.
October 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Okay, what if you get the goats to feed the sheeps and the dogs to feed the goats and the sheeps to feed the cats and the goats to feed the dogs and the cats to monitor the plumbing? Seems doable.
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You could come hang out with us in the desert for a month. We don't have plumbing.
August 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I bought a copy for my dog, who can't read but she likes yolks and does not know the difference between yoked and yolked. She's excited.
August 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You're getting a BLM horse?!
August 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What has your therapist taught you about digging holes? I think I'd defer to the country mouse on this one.
August 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Concrete company probz has an excavator they could lend you. If I know her, I'd bet she's fixing to make a deal.
August 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Uh actually you probably shouldn't shame your driveway for this display of emotion, you'll give it a complex.
August 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
JFC, still?
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sooooo interesting that it was between Fruitvale and Lake Merritt. I wonder how often the transformers between Walnut Creek and Pleasant Hill are replaced.
July 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Omg crinkle fur! Does this one have curly whiskers?
June 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
And you didn't invite me?! How can I catch 'em all like this?!
June 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I didn't do it.
June 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I reckon history tells us you'd be safer without other people at Donner Lake.
June 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
#tradhusbandsunday can be a thing too ya know.
May 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh this is extremely helpful.
May 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The Angels. Duh.
April 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM