Ozymomdias
@ozymomdias.bsky.social
Long time odd duck, mom of many, AuDHD, homeschool alumni, in Alaska, “like one of those people who is SERIOUS about church” PCA
Happy birthday Abby!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Happy birthday Abby!!
Dad joke confirmed - I just read the headline to this outloud to my dad and he said “they’re going to make him into a cake” too
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Dad joke confirmed - I just read the headline to this outloud to my dad and he said “they’re going to make him into a cake” too
Those shows were all basically 25 minute toy commercials
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Those shows were all basically 25 minute toy commercials
Does it count if I just throw a bunch of big mixing bowls in the bottom?
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Does it count if I just throw a bunch of big mixing bowls in the bottom?
Oh when I could get those to sit at the right spot on my head I could conquer the world
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh when I could get those to sit at the right spot on my head I could conquer the world
1. I actually wasn’t worried about the baby, I just didn’t like sweet potatoes.
2. By coincidence, this was said sibling’s birthday and today is the 30-somethingth anniversary of the Great Thanksgiving Blood Bath. HBD, A
2. By coincidence, this was said sibling’s birthday and today is the 30-somethingth anniversary of the Great Thanksgiving Blood Bath. HBD, A
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
1. I actually wasn’t worried about the baby, I just didn’t like sweet potatoes.
2. By coincidence, this was said sibling’s birthday and today is the 30-somethingth anniversary of the Great Thanksgiving Blood Bath. HBD, A
2. By coincidence, this was said sibling’s birthday and today is the 30-somethingth anniversary of the Great Thanksgiving Blood Bath. HBD, A
????? Okay I have so many questions but firstly why did no one EAT the spaghetti?
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
????? Okay I have so many questions but firstly why did no one EAT the spaghetti?
It’s already too late, good luck with your New Year’s Turkey
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s already too late, good luck with your New Year’s Turkey
Dammit Lindsay now we have to be enemies
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Dammit Lindsay now we have to be enemies
Or make two interstitial movies called “Wicked: Two Witches” and “Wicked: Throuple Trouble”
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Or make two interstitial movies called “Wicked: Two Witches” and “Wicked: Throuple Trouble”
Brb gotta pull out my Napster mix cd from 2003 with Iris & Slide on it
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Brb gotta pull out my Napster mix cd from 2003 with Iris & Slide on it
Thanks for the tip, now I know what podcast will be fueling my pre-Thanksgiving rage clean today
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thanks for the tip, now I know what podcast will be fueling my pre-Thanksgiving rage clean today
Michael is a PK, he ought to know better
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Michael is a PK, he ought to know better
Questionable due to looking sickening
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Questionable due to looking sickening
I love this movie! Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I love this movie! Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
If it is a Holmes reference it’s misapplied. It seems more like it reads “has not come forward to say anything yet”
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If it is a Holmes reference it’s misapplied. It seems more like it reads “has not come forward to say anything yet”
Honestly I would let him into the bathroom for #2 before a selfie
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Honestly I would let him into the bathroom for #2 before a selfie