Fast 'n' Bulbous
@pachucocadaver.bsky.social
Serious, but not seriously serious.
we provide that when we register to vote. end of fucking conversation.
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
we provide that when we register to vote. end of fucking conversation.
I'd be more concerned about still banking at Chase.
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'd be more concerned about still banking at Chase.
the cult of Trumpism dies with Trump. Vance et all have nothing without him. it all falls apart when the old guy croaks.
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
the cult of Trumpism dies with Trump. Vance et all have nothing without him. it all falls apart when the old guy croaks.
LOL, you've been old enough to vote for all of 6 years. give it a rest. you're a child.
February 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
LOL, you've been old enough to vote for all of 6 years. give it a rest. you're a child.
too bad all of your out of state support can't vote for you. your political career would have been better built in your own home town. I hope you learn this, because you won't win the IL 9th. we need reps that know the state. you're a Texan.
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
too bad all of your out of state support can't vote for you. your political career would have been better built in your own home town. I hope you learn this, because you won't win the IL 9th. we need reps that know the state. you're a Texan.
Follow up question...
So Mike, how does voter registration work exactly?
Mike? You still there, Mike?
So Mike, how does voter registration work exactly?
Mike? You still there, Mike?
February 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Follow up question...
So Mike, how does voter registration work exactly?
Mike? You still there, Mike?
So Mike, how does voter registration work exactly?
Mike? You still there, Mike?
look at you, giving up like a tiny little pussy person. if you were even remotely not stupid you would be helping make sure that perfect candidate of yours existed. instead you chirp like a fucking bird.
get fucking lost, child.
get fucking lost, child.
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
look at you, giving up like a tiny little pussy person. if you were even remotely not stupid you would be helping make sure that perfect candidate of yours existed. instead you chirp like a fucking bird.
get fucking lost, child.
get fucking lost, child.
but you should have a say. this is why you should advocate with others in your state to change to open primaries.
changing the way things work in this country is not done overnight. its millions of little steps in the right direction.
changing the way things work in this country is not done overnight. its millions of little steps in the right direction.
February 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
but you should have a say. this is why you should advocate with others in your state to change to open primaries.
changing the way things work in this country is not done overnight. its millions of little steps in the right direction.
changing the way things work in this country is not done overnight. its millions of little steps in the right direction.
it's 2026, if you're a dude and still growing one of these on your chin you deserve to have people cover their drinks when you are around.
chin goatee whatevers are for pedophiles. get with the fucking program.
chin goatee whatevers are for pedophiles. get with the fucking program.
February 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
it's 2026, if you're a dude and still growing one of these on your chin you deserve to have people cover their drinks when you are around.
chin goatee whatevers are for pedophiles. get with the fucking program.
chin goatee whatevers are for pedophiles. get with the fucking program.
not only not mourned, celebrated. i would bet $ there will be parties in the street all over the country when he dies. it's not even controversial.
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
not only not mourned, celebrated. i would bet $ there will be parties in the street all over the country when he dies. it's not even controversial.
only a soulless loser void of any talent or creativity would consider such a ridiculous thing. that's silly.
February 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
only a soulless loser void of any talent or creativity would consider such a ridiculous thing. that's silly.
just once i'd like someone to point out the voter registration process.
"sir, what is currently required to register to vote?"
"sir, what is currently required to register to vote?"
February 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
just once i'd like someone to point out the voter registration process.
"sir, what is currently required to register to vote?"
"sir, what is currently required to register to vote?"
Your timeline reads like a godamned Joe Rogan podcast. Fuck right off you mouth breathing dipshit.
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Your timeline reads like a godamned Joe Rogan podcast. Fuck right off you mouth breathing dipshit.
but they don't so priority #1 should be flipping the house in November so those suck ups can pound sand.
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
but they don't so priority #1 should be flipping the house in November so those suck ups can pound sand.
Dems are far from perfect, i won't dispute that. But if you honestly cannot see the massive difference between mainstream dems and mainstream republicans you might be a hopeless libertarian. Rand Paul is your man.
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Dems are far from perfect, i won't dispute that. But if you honestly cannot see the massive difference between mainstream dems and mainstream republicans you might be a hopeless libertarian. Rand Paul is your man.
beer isn't in the constitution, you fucking gerbil.
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
beer isn't in the constitution, you fucking gerbil.
yea this is working fantastic so far.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
yea this is working fantastic so far.
you could replace "evil" with "dumb" and this would actually be a haiku.
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
you could replace "evil" with "dumb" and this would actually be a haiku.
not one will cross over. this is so easy. republicans are in support of what trump is doing, even Massie. demanding and expecting anything from republicans is pure insanity.
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
not one will cross over. this is so easy. republicans are in support of what trump is doing, even Massie. demanding and expecting anything from republicans is pure insanity.
Republicans control the house (for now). there will not be a vote. Mike Johnson will make sure of it. that's why this is meaningless.
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Republicans control the house (for now). there will not be a vote. Mike Johnson will make sure of it. that's why this is meaningless.
thankfully nobody gives a flying fuck what that horse-faced cunt thinks.
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
thankfully nobody gives a flying fuck what that horse-faced cunt thinks.