Fast 'n' Bulbous
@pachucocadaver.bsky.social
Serious, but not seriously serious.
Pinned
Controversial (but true) take:
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
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legislators should be staging sit-ins, they should not leave the fucking chambers until there are votes on impeachment. make your colleagues defend this piece of shit on the record. show history what you fucking did in this moment you god damned cowards
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM
legislators should be staging sit-ins, they should not leave the fucking chambers until there are votes on impeachment. make your colleagues defend this piece of shit on the record. show history what you fucking did in this moment you god damned cowards
so congress passed a law that said the FEDS need to release the Epstein Files and then the FEDS broke said law and now we want the FEDS to force the FEDS to release the files or the FEDS should begin prosecuting the FEDS.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
January 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
so congress passed a law that said the FEDS need to release the Epstein Files and then the FEDS broke said law and now we want the FEDS to force the FEDS to release the files or the FEDS should begin prosecuting the FEDS.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
should be a total block on all funding....period.
prepare for Schumer to fuck this up. it's his brand.
prepare for Schumer to fuck this up. it's his brand.
Word is from NBC that instructions from Mr. Schumer to his caucus are: “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.” 1/ www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
should be a total block on all funding....period.
prepare for Schumer to fuck this up. it's his brand.
prepare for Schumer to fuck this up. it's his brand.
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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How do you forgive a nation that hated having a black president so much, it's given us a decade of Trump and has essentially regressed us, socially, to the 1960s?
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
How do you forgive a nation that hated having a black president so much, it's given us a decade of Trump and has essentially regressed us, socially, to the 1960s?
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Reminder:
- Nothing being reported on ICE withdrawing
- By govt’s own admission, 2,000 ICE invaders here, a still-astounding number
- Unclear how many CPB agents will be removed
- Tom Homan, the new Bovino, was the force behind ICE’s family separation policy, a bribe-taker, and a monster
- Nothing being reported on ICE withdrawing
- By govt’s own admission, 2,000 ICE invaders here, a still-astounding number
- Unclear how many CPB agents will be removed
- Tom Homan, the new Bovino, was the force behind ICE’s family separation policy, a bribe-taker, and a monster
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Reminder:
- Nothing being reported on ICE withdrawing
- By govt’s own admission, 2,000 ICE invaders here, a still-astounding number
- Unclear how many CPB agents will be removed
- Tom Homan, the new Bovino, was the force behind ICE’s family separation policy, a bribe-taker, and a monster
- Nothing being reported on ICE withdrawing
- By govt’s own admission, 2,000 ICE invaders here, a still-astounding number
- Unclear how many CPB agents will be removed
- Tom Homan, the new Bovino, was the force behind ICE’s family separation policy, a bribe-taker, and a monster
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These immigration-enforcement agents are not in the CIA or NSA.
They’re not going undercover or part of some sort of secret police.
They’re public servants, paid with taxpayer money, acting in the name of all of us.
IDing them is not doxxing.
Masking them only breeds more misconduct
They’re not going undercover or part of some sort of secret police.
They’re public servants, paid with taxpayer money, acting in the name of all of us.
IDing them is not doxxing.
Masking them only breeds more misconduct
January 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
These immigration-enforcement agents are not in the CIA or NSA.
They’re not going undercover or part of some sort of secret police.
They’re public servants, paid with taxpayer money, acting in the name of all of us.
IDing them is not doxxing.
Masking them only breeds more misconduct
They’re not going undercover or part of some sort of secret police.
They’re public servants, paid with taxpayer money, acting in the name of all of us.
IDing them is not doxxing.
Masking them only breeds more misconduct
Running for IL 9. Never lived in or voted in IL 9.
Stay away from this grifter. This isn't a serious candidate.
Stay away from this grifter. This isn't a serious candidate.
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Running for IL 9. Never lived in or voted in IL 9.
Stay away from this grifter. This isn't a serious candidate.
Stay away from this grifter. This isn't a serious candidate.
Respectively, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social, Fuck You! Who the fuck are YOU to tone police or or assume anything about anyone? You're sitting behind your fucking keyboard RIGHT NOW doing the very thing you are bitching about to others. What an absolute CRANK you are man. Damn.
We need everyone we can get in this fight against a fascist takeover.
If your first instinct to someone being politically mobilized by all this is to give them a sneering "well, what took you so long?" you don't actually care about our winning this; you just want to be able to say you were right.
If your first instinct to someone being politically mobilized by all this is to give them a sneering "well, what took you so long?" you don't actually care about our winning this; you just want to be able to say you were right.
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Respectively, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social, Fuck You! Who the fuck are YOU to tone police or or assume anything about anyone? You're sitting behind your fucking keyboard RIGHT NOW doing the very thing you are bitching about to others. What an absolute CRANK you are man. Damn.
Um, no. It was NEVER designed for that. Don't be so gullible.
The 2nd amendment exists ENTIRELY for white people to shoot non-white people.
The 2nd amendment exists ENTIRELY for white people to shoot non-white people.
Citizens being shot in the streets and then the government trying to justify it with lies is exactly what the second amendment was designed to stop.
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Um, no. It was NEVER designed for that. Don't be so gullible.
The 2nd amendment exists ENTIRELY for white people to shoot non-white people.
The 2nd amendment exists ENTIRELY for white people to shoot non-white people.
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Trump is not the only rich white guy in those files
Nor is he the only one who wouldn't care how many lives need to be sacrificed to keep from facing the consequences of their lifetime of nefarious deeds
Nor is he the only one who wouldn't care how many lives need to be sacrificed to keep from facing the consequences of their lifetime of nefarious deeds
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Trump is not the only rich white guy in those files
Nor is he the only one who wouldn't care how many lives need to be sacrificed to keep from facing the consequences of their lifetime of nefarious deeds
Nor is he the only one who wouldn't care how many lives need to be sacrificed to keep from facing the consequences of their lifetime of nefarious deeds
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Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want."
Really?
Really?
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want."
Really?
Really?
Turns out American conservatives never really gave a shit about the 2nd amendment. They are the most disingenuous people on earth.
January 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Turns out American conservatives never really gave a shit about the 2nd amendment. They are the most disingenuous people on earth.
His name is:
Acting Field Director DAVID EASTERWOOD
Acting Field Director DAVID EASTERWOOD
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
His name is:
Acting Field Director DAVID EASTERWOOD
Acting Field Director DAVID EASTERWOOD
"Minnesota invites you"?
This is Chuck Schumer level uselessness.
What the fuck are you doing man?
This is Chuck Schumer level uselessness.
What the fuck are you doing man?
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"Minnesota invites you"?
This is Chuck Schumer level uselessness.
What the fuck are you doing man?
This is Chuck Schumer level uselessness.
What the fuck are you doing man?
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Why do you think Bill Clinton didn't want to honor that subpoena?
Is this Clinton, Trump, or the GOP's fault?
Or, is it possible the left is just as implicated in the Epstein mess as everyone else? Maybe?
Are you 100% sure that law congress passed to get the files released was in good faith?
Is this Clinton, Trump, or the GOP's fault?
Or, is it possible the left is just as implicated in the Epstein mess as everyone else? Maybe?
Are you 100% sure that law congress passed to get the files released was in good faith?
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Why do you think Bill Clinton didn't want to honor that subpoena?
Is this Clinton, Trump, or the GOP's fault?
Or, is it possible the left is just as implicated in the Epstein mess as everyone else? Maybe?
Are you 100% sure that law congress passed to get the files released was in good faith?
Is this Clinton, Trump, or the GOP's fault?
Or, is it possible the left is just as implicated in the Epstein mess as everyone else? Maybe?
Are you 100% sure that law congress passed to get the files released was in good faith?
Why do you think Bill Clinton didn't want to honor that subpoena?
Is this Clinton, Trump, or the GOP's fault?
Or, is it possible the left is just as implicated in the Epstein mess as everyone else? Maybe?
Are you 100% sure that law congress passed to get the files released was in good faith?
Is this Clinton, Trump, or the GOP's fault?
Or, is it possible the left is just as implicated in the Epstein mess as everyone else? Maybe?
Are you 100% sure that law congress passed to get the files released was in good faith?
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Why do you think Bill Clinton didn't want to honor that subpoena?
Is this Clinton, Trump, or the GOP's fault?
Or, is it possible the left is just as implicated in the Epstein mess as everyone else? Maybe?
Are you 100% sure that law congress passed to get the files released was in good faith?
Is this Clinton, Trump, or the GOP's fault?
Or, is it possible the left is just as implicated in the Epstein mess as everyone else? Maybe?
Are you 100% sure that law congress passed to get the files released was in good faith?
I am going to keep saying this because it's pretty clear a lot of people still don't get it.
Controversial (but true) take:
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I am going to keep saying this because it's pretty clear a lot of people still don't get it.
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Controversial (but true) take:
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Controversial (but true) take:
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
Controversial (but true) take:
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Controversial (but true) take:
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
There are just as many people on the LEFT making sure you never see the Epstein files, which is why it is highly unlikely you will ever see the Epstein files.
Dems, please stop talking to and going on Jake Tapper's show. That guy is a massive douchebag and will do nothing to help whatever it is you think it's going to do. He's MAGA dressed up as a CNN anchor. You're better off going on Fox News.
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Dems, please stop talking to and going on Jake Tapper's show. That guy is a massive douchebag and will do nothing to help whatever it is you think it's going to do. He's MAGA dressed up as a CNN anchor. You're better off going on Fox News.
if you're still on twitter you're an ally of the MAGA movement.
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
if you're still on twitter you're an ally of the MAGA movement.
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For decades fascist republicans have defended their right to bear arms against possible tyrants in the United States and they have proven themselves to be the very tyranny they pretended to be against.
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
For decades fascist republicans have defended their right to bear arms against possible tyrants in the United States and they have proven themselves to be the very tyranny they pretended to be against.
Every one of you POS MAGA fucks has blood on your hands. ALL OF YOU.
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Every one of you POS MAGA fucks has blood on your hands. ALL OF YOU.
Yes
Yeesh I hate being repetitive, and yet...
It's time once again to remind my fellow Americans that there is no mechanism whereby state run elections can be suspended or canceled by the federal government. None. So don't go along with any garbage you hear to that effect. Laugh, and get ready to vote.
It's time once again to remind my fellow Americans that there is no mechanism whereby state run elections can be suspended or canceled by the federal government. None. So don't go along with any garbage you hear to that effect. Laugh, and get ready to vote.
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Yes