Daniel Hayward
pact-wheeler.bsky.social
Daniel Hayward
@pact-wheeler.bsky.social
Practicing business, philosophy, and loving my neighbor.
why does discord have 17 updates every time I open it?
August 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
nobody:
me: did you KNOW xlookup can use multiple arguments?

#excel
August 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
boss: why are all the cool kids useless today?
dwight: claude's down, they don't know what to do.
boss: fire claude for me, would you?
May 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Nobody is paying as much attention to you as you think, almost ever. Nobody cares if you look like an idiot. Ask the question, try the new thing, put yourself out there.

The worst advice I ever got was “Ask for forgiveness, not permission.”
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wait what?
May 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Daniel Hayward
Train your own model.
April 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
made in procreate, been painting more since I got @angrymikko.bsky.social's course as a gift. Made with his bear brush.

I have no illusions about its quality, but I was working on some specific parts and I'm happy with those.

"Berry Glad to Meet You"
April 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
my wife has responded medium well to my default response of "yes chef"

#thebear
April 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
do I need to do my taxes by 11:59 tonight or 11:59 tomorrow?
April 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reposted by Daniel Hayward
It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Daniel Hayward
we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Reposted by Daniel Hayward
How much money has your company wasted on data projects with no real value?

✅ Don’t chase shiny tools.
✅ Start with real business problems.
✅ Build tailored, actionable data products to solve them.
✅ Ask: Does this help customers/employees?

🚫 If not, stop.

Simplicity wins.

#datastrategy
#databs
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Thread of messages with my sister
November 23, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Could a bunch of people take this survey? It's so that I can annoy a family member.

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November 21, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Coworker 1: Whiskey or Guinness?
Me: Seems a little early for either.
Coworker 2: It's never too early.
Me: I think shortly after 8 is too early for either.
Coworker 1: What are you talking about?
Me: You asked "Whiskey or Guinness?"
Coworker 1: I asked if you were with us or against us!
November 21, 2024 at 5:06 PM
you know it's a good day when you can casually drop "ameliorate" into a conversation
November 21, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I've had in my mind that it's really difficult for a party to maintain the presidency if inflation is over a certain amount.

Turns out presidential party almost always changes. There are 2 exceptions in the last 100 years other than the death of the sitting president.
November 13, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Just realized that 3 US presidents were assassinated between the years of 1865 and 1901, less than 40 years.
I've thought of the US as having a peaceful transfer of power prior to Jan 6 2020, but at least that era wasn't generally peaceful.
Maybe not the good old days.
November 13, 2024 at 6:12 AM