Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy
@paddyken32.bsky.social
Musician / Amateur Electrician
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Doing King of the Hill impressions for my girlfriend to help her relax after a long day at work
Every time someone posts a picture of an animal that isn’t a dog something in me wants me to say “that’s a fucked up looking dog”
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Every time someone posts a picture of an animal that isn’t a dog something in me wants me to say “that’s a fucked up looking dog”
Travis Hamonic has broken the Red Wings www.instagram.com/reel/DRi6aGG...
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November 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Travis Hamonic has broken the Red Wings www.instagram.com/reel/DRi6aGG...
If a class final paper was “3,000 words maximum” and your argument is run into the ground in about 2,000, would you write more? If so, how much more?
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If a class final paper was “3,000 words maximum” and your argument is run into the ground in about 2,000, would you write more? If so, how much more?
I say this as someone who’s had deep fried turkey. I don’t get why people do that. Dry as hell and it’s not even like the skin was any good either.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I say this as someone who’s had deep fried turkey. I don’t get why people do that. Dry as hell and it’s not even like the skin was any good either.
At least we’re giving up mostly… interesting(?)… goals
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
At least we’re giving up mostly… interesting(?)… goals
I mean I guess he got the assist on that Perron goal
I hate to drop a defenceman in fantasy but like… is Colton Parayko gonna do anything?
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I mean I guess he got the assist on that Perron goal
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I know a guy who works at a Lépine apartment complex and he says they keep Drake Batherson locked in the basement
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I know a guy who works at a Lépine apartment complex and he says they keep Drake Batherson locked in the basement
He’s become biologically resistant
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
He’s become biologically resistant
Zetterlund could give Tim Friede a run for his money
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Zetterlund could give Tim Friede a run for his money
Fantasy football will really have you praying on the downfall of a team called “I Like Boutte”
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fantasy football will really have you praying on the downfall of a team called “I Like Boutte”
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Amadio puck battle supercut💦💦💦
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Amadio puck battle supercut💦💦💦
I hate to drop a defenceman in fantasy but like… is Colton Parayko gonna do anything?
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I hate to drop a defenceman in fantasy but like… is Colton Parayko gonna do anything?
Honey I’m headin down t’live in that newfangled “commune” they callin it cuz the government ain’t got their hands all over it. They’s was sayin we gon grow our own food, build us a church and live like one big ol family the way god done told us to.
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Gotdam that commune done bin fulla communists
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Gotdam that commune done bin fulla communists
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Honey I’m headin down t’live in that newfangled “commune” they callin it cuz the government ain’t got their hands all over it. They’s was sayin we gon grow our own food, build us a church and live like one big ol family the way god done told us to.
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Gotdam that commune done bin fulla communists
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Gotdam that commune done bin fulla communists
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Is society pivoting from “the refs are cheating for KC” to “the refs are cheating for Dallas” a sign that America is healing?
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Is society pivoting from “the refs are cheating for KC” to “the refs are cheating for Dallas” a sign that America is healing?
Isaiah Likely just Isaiah Likely’d the shit out of that play
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Isaiah Likely just Isaiah Likely’d the shit out of that play
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closing in on an hour after his bedtime, someone asked my son if he wanted pie and he sprinted straight into a wall
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
closing in on an hour after his bedtime, someone asked my son if he wanted pie and he sprinted straight into a wall
I'm hurt 😔
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm hurt 😔
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are there two more perfect words in the english language than "lunch special"?
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
are there two more perfect words in the english language than "lunch special"?
Free my guy ✊😔
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Free my guy ✊😔
My review:
Liiiiiiiiittle children’s-toothpaste-y for my liking. Gonna try it mixed with nog next, see if that helps.
Liiiiiiiiittle children’s-toothpaste-y for my liking. Gonna try it mixed with nog next, see if that helps.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My review:
Liiiiiiiiittle children’s-toothpaste-y for my liking. Gonna try it mixed with nog next, see if that helps.
Liiiiiiiiittle children’s-toothpaste-y for my liking. Gonna try it mixed with nog next, see if that helps.
I swear to god why is everyone on the planet doing every little thing that bothers me in as close a proximity to me as possible while I’m trying to study? Left the library because a girl sat next to me with strong, terrible perfume and now someone’s just started pacing in the new place I sat down
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I swear to god why is everyone on the planet doing every little thing that bothers me in as close a proximity to me as possible while I’m trying to study? Left the library because a girl sat next to me with strong, terrible perfume and now someone’s just started pacing in the new place I sat down
Glen Powell is extremely unlikable to everyone else, right?
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Glen Powell is extremely unlikable to everyone else, right?
Just remembered Wings fans have to experience this now and it put a little smile on my face
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just remembered Wings fans have to experience this now and it put a little smile on my face
NFL UNDERDOG ALERT!
For some reason all of my projections have the Steelers beating the Bills. My most correct model has the score 23.5-22.7.
I would just laugh this off if it weren’t for the fact the Bills are the team my projections get right the most and in the biggest way.
For some reason all of my projections have the Steelers beating the Bills. My most correct model has the score 23.5-22.7.
I would just laugh this off if it weren’t for the fact the Bills are the team my projections get right the most and in the biggest way.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
NFL UNDERDOG ALERT!
For some reason all of my projections have the Steelers beating the Bills. My most correct model has the score 23.5-22.7.
I would just laugh this off if it weren’t for the fact the Bills are the team my projections get right the most and in the biggest way.
For some reason all of my projections have the Steelers beating the Bills. My most correct model has the score 23.5-22.7.
I would just laugh this off if it weren’t for the fact the Bills are the team my projections get right the most and in the biggest way.
Jumped from 11th to 8th with a big fantasy football win and so long as I win 2, one guy loses 2, and another guy loses at least 1 while I continue to outpace the 9, we’re in the playoffs baby.
a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
ALT: a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
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November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Jumped from 11th to 8th with a big fantasy football win and so long as I win 2, one guy loses 2, and another guy loses at least 1 while I continue to outpace the 9, we’re in the playoffs baby.