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Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy

@paddyken32.bsky.social

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Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · Nov 2

Doing King of the Hill impressions for my girlfriend to help her relax after a long day at work

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16h

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Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 16h

Psst… run the clip

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 19h

Kevin Harlan: “Joe Flacco is the oldest man to ever exist” *throws a TD pass on 4th down* “his early career is only recorded in ancient cave paintings” *hits the 2pt conversion* “his family is on the sideline tonight begging him to just lay down and die already”

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 19h

Remember that time the ball boy called a timeout for Kansas City? Wtf was that?

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 19h

Made a really good ham today btw

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 20h

Bengals o-line I am begging you to protect grandpa back there

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 22h

I’d probably hand the ball over to Cameron Dicker there too but imagine the points I could’ve gotten for another TD. Anyway, Dolphins lose another.

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 22h

Watching the Herbert-McConkey stack I traded for while talking to a league mate about how I regret giving her JSN in that trade

a man in a brown coat is sitting next to a woman in a chair .

ALT: a man in a brown coat is sitting next to a woman in a chair .

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Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 23h

Got all these eggs and I’m counting sooooo many chickens coming from them

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 1d

Taysom Hill goat alert

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 1d

It’s currently 6-3 Jets over Broncos. Justin Fields has -1 passing yards. He and Breece Hall have a combined 10 rushing yards. Nick Folk has 93 kicking yards and Kene Nwangwu has a 72 yard return.

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 1d

Ghost of Yōtei is good. So far, I’ve enjoyed my two playthroughs of Tsushima more but I also don’t even have all weapons unlocked yet and have just entered the northern region. One thing I have to say is that Sucker Punch did a really, really good job making a certain place feel spooky.

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 1d

Not even sure how to categorize that one

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 1d

Zub’s a shooter now because fuck you that’s why

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 1d

I had happily forgotten about Florida’s camera angle but here we are

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 1d

The thing they don’t tell you about becoming Myers Team of the Week on CTV Ottawa is that you have to beat the previous week’s team in hand-to-hand combat before you earn that title

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 1d

Went to The Jungle’s “everything is $20” one year anniversary but they’d already sold the Rainforest Cafe button-up

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 2d

Always feels like a Beetlemoses comic moment too

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 2d

Wait no it’s in his Fall ‘22 Mashtape at the 19 minute mark www.mixcloud.com/HUMANKEBAB/f...

Fall '22 Mashtape

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Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 2d

My b, pretty sure it’s in a Human Kebab 90s Mashtape on Mixcloud. The mashup is by Sound_Attack, I’ll find the link but I also have it downloaded at home

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Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 2d

They should let you roll down the window on the O-Train when you wanna feel the breeze

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking about the Semisonic vs. Third Eye Blind vs. Whitesnake vs. Carly Rae Jepsen mashup “Semi-Charmed Closing Time”

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Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 2d

Too warm for a golf jacket too fwiw

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 2d

I’m gonna post the John Schneider clip a trillion times

Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 2d

CALCS Raleigh

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