cowstian dior (her cream)
@pagongings.bsky.social
aka maria aka max • she/her • 30yo • hanging out • @eliter4k.bsky.social is goated in my heart
avi by @winded-wolf.bsky.social
avi by @winded-wolf.bsky.social
anyway this made watching scav (nebula docuseries by the jet lag team) even more fun bc like. oh that’s REALLY me (i was rooting for snitchcock though)
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
anyway this made watching scav (nebula docuseries by the jet lag team) even more fun bc like. oh that’s REALLY me (i was rooting for snitchcock though)
i’ve had enough
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i’ve had enough
i meannnnn not surprising!
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i meannnnn not surprising!
really need someone to fix this overcast bug
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
really need someone to fix this overcast bug
my favorite non-main fma character by far
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
my favorite non-main fma character by far
paulie i know what you are
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
paulie i know what you are
pov you are a tupperware of cookies and i’m getting you out of the back seat of my car
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
pov you are a tupperware of cookies and i’m getting you out of the back seat of my car
also throwback to when i did this. if only i'd had a smaller phone
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
also throwback to when i did this. if only i'd had a smaller phone
i was slaying the side part in 2017 idc if it's dated now
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i was slaying the side part in 2017 idc if it's dated now
Silvio INTJ stare
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Silvio INTJ stare
i think it’s a sign of me being old that i prefer the reduced sugar version of these
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i think it’s a sign of me being old that i prefer the reduced sugar version of these
put a bunch of cute stickers on my headphone case and i’ve successfully tricked my brain into thinking i’ve bought a new trinket. consumerism defeated
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
put a bunch of cute stickers on my headphone case and i’ve successfully tricked my brain into thinking i’ve bought a new trinket. consumerism defeated
salute the flag
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
salute the flag
precious little garlic roll baby
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
precious little garlic roll baby
girlfriends
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
girlfriends
Uhhh not me man i read all the words. are people not reading all the words? are we teaching kids *not* to read all the words?
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Uhhh not me man i read all the words. are people not reading all the words? are we teaching kids *not* to read all the words?
my very masculine son is all grown up
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
my very masculine son is all grown up
gaytchi’s getting married!
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
gaytchi’s getting married!
nahhhhh they’re playing 40 year old virgin ON LOOP at the arcade bar 😂😂😂💀💀😩😤
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
nahhhhh they’re playing 40 year old virgin ON LOOP at the arcade bar 😂😂😂💀💀😩😤
me anytime i see her sleeping cutely even though i’ve seen it a million times already
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
me anytime i see her sleeping cutely even though i’ve seen it a million times already
i’m running out of name ideas at this point idk
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i’m running out of name ideas at this point idk
new hair colorrrrrr
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
new hair colorrrrrr
boooo fuck you boro let my gf go to the lesbian party
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
boooo fuck you boro let my gf go to the lesbian party