cowstian dior (her cream)
@pagongings.bsky.social
aka maria aka max • she/her • 30yo • hanging out • @eliter4k.bsky.social is goated in my heart
avi by @winded-wolf.bsky.social
avi by @winded-wolf.bsky.social
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
i’ve had enough
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i’ve had enough
if my coworkers don’t learn to consolidate their messages instead of sending me 50,000 pings in a row i’m gonna have to [redacted]
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
if my coworkers don’t learn to consolidate their messages instead of sending me 50,000 pings in a row i’m gonna have to [redacted]
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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investing early on the stream background
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
investing early on the stream background
playing absolute touys
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
playing absolute touys
i meannnnn not surprising!
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i meannnnn not surprising!
i know they say progress in non-linear but have you considered: i don’t like that, it should be linear
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i know they say progress in non-linear but have you considered: i don’t like that, it should be linear
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March 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
really need someone to fix this overcast bug
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
really need someone to fix this overcast bug
woke up this morning
grabbed yourself a boob
your mama always said your penis
had an attitude
grabbed yourself a boob
your mama always said your penis
had an attitude
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
woke up this morning
grabbed yourself a boob
your mama always said your penis
had an attitude
grabbed yourself a boob
your mama always said your penis
had an attitude
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
my favorite non-main fma character by far
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
my favorite non-main fma character by far
playing guren no yumiya on taiko but shaking my head the whole time so people don’t think i approve of aot’s politics
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
playing guren no yumiya on taiko but shaking my head the whole time so people don’t think i approve of aot’s politics
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
paulie i know what you are
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
paulie i know what you are
love when a song doesn’t have verses or a chorus and just kinda. goes. is there a word for this
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
love when a song doesn’t have verses or a chorus and just kinda. goes. is there a word for this
pov you are a tupperware of cookies and i’m getting you out of the back seat of my car
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
pov you are a tupperware of cookies and i’m getting you out of the back seat of my car
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woke up this morning… baked myself a pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
woke up this morning… baked myself a pie
Dom if you get Venus sussed and banished because you can’t keep it in your pants I will never forgive you #TheTraitorsCanada
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dom if you get Venus sussed and banished because you can’t keep it in your pants I will never forgive you #TheTraitorsCanada
really wanna get back to working out regularly again but i’ve been so drained of every kind of energy for so long 😞
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
really wanna get back to working out regularly again but i’ve been so drained of every kind of energy for so long 😞
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
also throwback to when i did this. if only i'd had a smaller phone
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
also throwback to when i did this. if only i'd had a smaller phone