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Martin
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The Church doesn't want you to know this but the Virgin Mary had J Cups
Never Give Up
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Literally every time
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
ESPECIALLY if I'm on it! We're gonna be doing fuckin loops and shit
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My brain does this!!!!
If I even see a plane in a dream It's going to tumble straight to the ground the moment I acknowledge it's barest existence
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Women want me, fish fear me. Fish fear leads to fish anger. Fish anger leads to fish hate. Fish hate leads to fish suffering.
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This isn't a joke. My political platform is that billionaires get one chance to divest of their wealth and failure to do so is a capital offense.
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM