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Also is that a tsunami wave?
January 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Also is that a tsunami wave?
Wow that’s a harsh way to talk about Stugotz
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Wow that’s a harsh way to talk about Stugotz
This is correct. Sensing the walls caving in around him, Nick Sirianni will absolutely dig his heels in and—
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This is correct. Sensing the walls caving in around him, Nick Sirianni will absolutely dig his heels in and—
and aged in old rofl casks
January 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
and aged in old rofl casks
Send his ass to Bal-tee-more forallicare
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Send his ass to Bal-tee-more forallicare
I’d love to agree but I’m just not 100% there that it’s only those two options.
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I’d love to agree but I’m just not 100% there that it’s only those two options.
I’m all for it. Only thing is I don’t know where they go next. Anyone in college have the juice on offense? Would probably have to be a complete unknown.
January 13, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I’m all for it. Only thing is I don’t know where they go next. Anyone in college have the juice on offense? Would probably have to be a complete unknown.
I agree that it would be very bad.
In all seriousness, next year has to be the final evaluation year for Nick & Jalen. I think Jalen is more valuable than Nick by a lot, but we need to remove Nick fully from scheme and playcalling duties & give Jalen a competent OC & make decisions from there.
In all seriousness, next year has to be the final evaluation year for Nick & Jalen. I think Jalen is more valuable than Nick by a lot, but we need to remove Nick fully from scheme and playcalling duties & give Jalen a competent OC & make decisions from there.
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I agree that it would be very bad.
In all seriousness, next year has to be the final evaluation year for Nick & Jalen. I think Jalen is more valuable than Nick by a lot, but we need to remove Nick fully from scheme and playcalling duties & give Jalen a competent OC & make decisions from there.
In all seriousness, next year has to be the final evaluation year for Nick & Jalen. I think Jalen is more valuable than Nick by a lot, but we need to remove Nick fully from scheme and playcalling duties & give Jalen a competent OC & make decisions from there.
What if I told you I’d see your “twisting in the wind” and raise it with bringing in an OC and moving Kevin back into the cuck role of “passing game coordinator” ?? Is that something you might be interested in?
January 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
What if I told you I’d see your “twisting in the wind” and raise it with bringing in an OC and moving Kevin back into the cuck role of “passing game coordinator” ?? Is that something you might be interested in?
& ChatGPT thinks there are only 2 ‘Rs’ in Strawberry
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
& ChatGPT thinks there are only 2 ‘Rs’ in Strawberry
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Guy who keeps coming into the car dealership he works at impaired: "It is time to arrest The Federal Reserve."
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Guy who keeps coming into the car dealership he works at impaired: "It is time to arrest The Federal Reserve."
I agree. The minions from her subreddit are another thing entirely.
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I agree. The minions from her subreddit are another thing entirely.
Lotta creepos who want Mina to notice them while pretending they agree with her takes.
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Lotta creepos who want Mina to notice them while pretending they agree with her takes.
They watch highlights or maybe a game or two here and there and that’s it. They want to make every offense all about the QB and nothing else because it takes more work to think about anything deeper.
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
They watch highlights or maybe a game or two here and there and that’s it. They want to make every offense all about the QB and nothing else because it takes more work to think about anything deeper.
Well yeah she agreed with some idiot who said Nick’s excuse is that his QB isn’t good
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Well yeah she agreed with some idiot who said Nick’s excuse is that his QB isn’t good
lol all you dopes care about is arm talent and most of those guys haven’t done shit
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
lol all you dopes care about is arm talent and most of those guys haven’t done shit
lol yeah his QB is the one who ran it on 2nd or 3rd and long 4 times in the second half and started multiple drives with runs on 1st and 2nd
January 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
lol yeah his QB is the one who ran it on 2nd or 3rd and long 4 times in the second half and started multiple drives with runs on 1st and 2nd
This is the correct take. Still waiting to learn what he actually brings to the table.
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This is the correct take. Still waiting to learn what he actually brings to the table.
we could maybe use him to sabotage the niners much like he wrecked the actual city they represent
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
we could maybe use him to sabotage the niners much like he wrecked the actual city they represent
My favorite defense in cfb26 (because Madden just didn’t have the same juice, sadly)
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
My favorite defense in cfb26 (because Madden just didn’t have the same juice, sadly)