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One person on the defense in football should be allowed to ride a horse.
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hey, media / journalists wtf is wrong with you. how effin fucked up in your own head do you need to be to frame some of these issues as basically differences of opinion?
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
hey, media / journalists wtf is wrong with you. how effin fucked up in your own head do you need to be to frame some of these issues as basically differences of opinion?
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Guy who keeps coming into the car dealership he works at impaired: "It is time to arrest The Federal Reserve."
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Guy who keeps coming into the car dealership he works at impaired: "It is time to arrest The Federal Reserve."
need Steinbeck to be reanimated so he can do a ‘Travels with Charley’ but instead it’s just him meandering through Jetro and M lots at the Linc and talking to random gatherers
January 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
need Steinbeck to be reanimated so he can do a ‘Travels with Charley’ but instead it’s just him meandering through Jetro and M lots at the Linc and talking to random gatherers
the sudden presence of the term ‘phalanx’ = recessionary war indicator
Morrison: "We were met when we came up to the gates of the ICE facility with a phalanx of about 25 armed officers who were quite menacing in their approach. So to suggest 3 members of Congress who were there unarmed to conduct oversight is somehow an inflammatory action is patently untrue."
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
the sudden presence of the term ‘phalanx’ = recessionary war indicator
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it's funny and charming when my hockey team full of mischievous scamps is packing the penalty box, it's uncouth and brutish when your team does so
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
it's funny and charming when my hockey team full of mischievous scamps is packing the penalty box, it's uncouth and brutish when your team does so
gathering evidence still but I strongly believe the niners to be a fascist organization and not in the fun, darth vader-y way
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
gathering evidence still but I strongly believe the niners to be a fascist organization and not in the fun, darth vader-y way
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lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
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The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
bezos (see bozos) medical autobots are making commercials saying to “brace your urethra for turbulence.”
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
bezos (see bozos) medical autobots are making commercials saying to “brace your urethra for turbulence.”
Perfect time to dump Embiid’s contract. They won’t, but this will be likely their last shot to do so.
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Perfect time to dump Embiid’s contract. They won’t, but this will be likely their last shot to do so.
stop saying “unalive”
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
stop saying “unalive”
It’s time to rid ourselves of kickers in football. Punters only.
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It’s time to rid ourselves of kickers in football. Punters only.
Why would there be scary ghost stories from Christmases long, long ago?
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why would there be scary ghost stories from Christmases long, long ago?
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MINICUCCI TD STRIKE
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
MINICUCCI TD STRIKE
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well, that convinced me. thank you mr president!
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
well, that convinced me. thank you mr president!
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what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
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The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
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you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are
December 14, 2023 at 2:16 AM
you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are
Those who said the Sixers needed to move off Embiid during the 2023 offseason will continue to be vindicated by how much of a mess his cap hold and injury issues create.
“But no, what if we spent the next two or three seasons in purgatory without him?!” Congrats, you got to do that anyway.
“But no, what if we spent the next two or three seasons in purgatory without him?!” Congrats, you got to do that anyway.
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Those who said the Sixers needed to move off Embiid during the 2023 offseason will continue to be vindicated by how much of a mess his cap hold and injury issues create.
“But no, what if we spent the next two or three seasons in purgatory without him?!” Congrats, you got to do that anyway.
“But no, what if we spent the next two or three seasons in purgatory without him?!” Congrats, you got to do that anyway.
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just remembering stuff to get mad at
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
just remembering stuff to get mad at