Flexibility isn't necessarily a good thing. Students value transparency and respond better to consistency and rationality than what might be seen as flip-flopping. Make the rules humanely and then insist on them.

And those magas who say 'C'mon! Does that sound like the kind of thing Trump would do?'
Yeah, it really does sound like the kind of thing Trump might do. Parading everything we know of Trump's character and previous actions is not the best testimonial for him.

There's a painted bike lane a few miles from where I live that begins and ends in less than a car length. I bet you couldn't turn the pedals twice in any gear to cover the whole thing.

Wrong platform, mate. Twitter is still there for your fantasies.

If you had a code, what would you call it?

Sit down, Marjorie Taylor-Greene and Kristi Noem, not you two.