(He/him)
To see them pay for the "privilege" is like something out of a fever dream.
To see them pay for the "privilege" is like something out of a fever dream.
A well timed production, to be sure.
A well timed production, to be sure.
Back in MY DAY we risked it all for candy by GOING TO THE DOOR AS THE SPIRITS INTENDED.
Back in MY DAY we risked it all for candy by GOING TO THE DOOR AS THE SPIRITS INTENDED.
I saw the nice check mark.
But I didn't get my "hey thanks for voting early" text from the registrar so 100 definitely freaking out for no reason.
I saw the nice check mark.
But I didn't get my "hey thanks for voting early" text from the registrar so 100 definitely freaking out for no reason.
But that day is not today.
Or this year.
Probably not this decade either.
But someday!
But that day is not today.
Or this year.
Probably not this decade either.
But someday!
Thanks again @scrambledmeggs.bsky.social for the invite!
Thanks again @scrambledmeggs.bsky.social for the invite!
BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO SPICE MY DESSERT, SIR?!
WHAT THEN?!
BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO SPICE MY DESSERT, SIR?!
WHAT THEN?!
Who knows? It may give them an afterlife.
Who knows? It may give them an afterlife.
I cannot remember having better food anywhere.
Even grandma's cooking pales in comparison.
What do you mean I can't take the bread home?!
I cannot remember having better food anywhere.
Even grandma's cooking pales in comparison.
What do you mean I can't take the bread home?!
But I'm only seeing human children.
Where are the fur babies?!
This seems discriminatory.
But I'm only seeing human children.
Where are the fur babies?!
This seems discriminatory.
Not even that he was IN the well. Just that the dog got him out.
Not even that he was IN the well. Just that the dog got him out.
Is this all lead up to Acolyte?
Is this all lead up to Acolyte?
The walk-up ATM was out of cash, so I sauntered 'round the corner to the drive-through ATM.
It felt vaguely devilish. Which shows much of my normal levels of deviancy.
The walk-up ATM was out of cash, so I sauntered 'round the corner to the drive-through ATM.
It felt vaguely devilish. Which shows much of my normal levels of deviancy.
So now I do, and I'm broke.
So now I do, and I'm broke.
I feel for the workers affected.
I feel for the workers affected.