The Lost Paladin
@paladinlost.bsky.social
A bisexual weirdo with a love of sci-fi, flaring bouts of low self-esteem, good leftist politics, overactive empathy, and you work in IT? You might as well have just said "human fighter".
Speak of the Nazi....
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Speak of the Nazi....
Almost the very first response.
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Almost the very first response.
David, my friends....I know you understand this, being the oldest guy in every gay club you walk into, but some people can't move like they used to, and paying a small fee to a delivery service is way cheaper then having to arrange transportation for them.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
David, my friends....I know you understand this, being the oldest guy in every gay club you walk into, but some people can't move like they used to, and paying a small fee to a delivery service is way cheaper then having to arrange transportation for them.
I don't what happened to Andrew Tate in prison, but it seems bad.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don't what happened to Andrew Tate in prison, but it seems bad.
Since some of you are going to have to explain this to family members with no concept of this ideas, a quick explainer of the meaning of "non-demi-curious semi-binary"
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It means....nothing. It's a joke. They're friends. They spent a lot of time with each other making Wicked.
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It means....nothing. It's a joke. They're friends. They spent a lot of time with each other making Wicked.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Since some of you are going to have to explain this to family members with no concept of this ideas, a quick explainer of the meaning of "non-demi-curious semi-binary"
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It means....nothing. It's a joke. They're friends. They spent a lot of time with each other making Wicked.
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It means....nothing. It's a joke. They're friends. They spent a lot of time with each other making Wicked.
This character (Jordan Mun) is played by Tati Gabrielle, who is hot as all fuck, and Jordan is hot as fuck if you're not a complete fucking weirdo who thinks the key to beauty is the Nazi aryan ideal, like some weird 1930s eugenicist.
SmashJT's brain is as smooth as Gabi's head. Zero folds.
SmashJT's brain is as smooth as Gabi's head. Zero folds.
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
This character (Jordan Mun) is played by Tati Gabrielle, who is hot as all fuck, and Jordan is hot as fuck if you're not a complete fucking weirdo who thinks the key to beauty is the Nazi aryan ideal, like some weird 1930s eugenicist.
SmashJT's brain is as smooth as Gabi's head. Zero folds.
SmashJT's brain is as smooth as Gabi's head. Zero folds.
One of the more interesting tragedies of cinema is the cut final monologue where Del (John Candy) admits that Marie, his wife, been dead the whole time, that he's a nomad, and how the events of the movie were driven by his terrible crippling loneliness. It's a truly great piece of writing.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
One of the more interesting tragedies of cinema is the cut final monologue where Del (John Candy) admits that Marie, his wife, been dead the whole time, that he's a nomad, and how the events of the movie were driven by his terrible crippling loneliness. It's a truly great piece of writing.
How dare they make Farah look Indian! She's (checks notes) the daughter of the Maharajah, making her....(checks notes again) - the Princess of India.
Racism rots your brain.
Racism rots your brain.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
How dare they make Farah look Indian! She's (checks notes) the daughter of the Maharajah, making her....(checks notes again) - the Princess of India.
Racism rots your brain.
Racism rots your brain.
Okay. So this was about "Four Knocks" - a card that's worth about 30 cents. Even if @benbatemanmtg.bsky.social owned every copy in existence, and it quadrupled in value, he'd make a few thousand dollars. Obviously, 50 bucks definitely falls in the realm of correlation, not causation. Stop it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Okay. So this was about "Four Knocks" - a card that's worth about 30 cents. Even if @benbatemanmtg.bsky.social owned every copy in existence, and it quadrupled in value, he'd make a few thousand dollars. Obviously, 50 bucks definitely falls in the realm of correlation, not causation. Stop it.
This analysis is incorrect. Grok was never compromised. In order for something to be compromised, it has to have been reputable at some point.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This analysis is incorrect. Grok was never compromised. In order for something to be compromised, it has to have been reputable at some point.
If case you ever thought that Senator Cassidy wasn't a complete soulless lying scumbag - here you go. He's the chair of HELP.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If case you ever thought that Senator Cassidy wasn't a complete soulless lying scumbag - here you go. He's the chair of HELP.
This feels bad. Knight's been involved in this mess from the jump and Cena got squashed by Lesnar and they're both out of this so we can have a team that's the Bloodline, the guy who hates the bloodline, and CM Punk? This is jaaaank.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This feels bad. Knight's been involved in this mess from the jump and Cena got squashed by Lesnar and they're both out of this so we can have a team that's the Bloodline, the guy who hates the bloodline, and CM Punk? This is jaaaank.
On this #TransDayofRememberance, I'd like to talk about these two people. They're the people (and I use that term VERY loosely) who murdered Brianna Ghey. They were children and they murdered a child because she was transgender.
The UK was quick to denounce this as sociopathy, but was it? (cont)
The UK was quick to denounce this as sociopathy, but was it? (cont)
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
On this #TransDayofRememberance, I'd like to talk about these two people. They're the people (and I use that term VERY loosely) who murdered Brianna Ghey. They were children and they murdered a child because she was transgender.
The UK was quick to denounce this as sociopathy, but was it? (cont)
The UK was quick to denounce this as sociopathy, but was it? (cont)
I know there's very few chuds here, but I don't exist on the hellsite, so I have to ask here - can somebody, anybody, make an argument to convince me this is the workings of a rational and healthy mind?
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I know there's very few chuds here, but I don't exist on the hellsite, so I have to ask here - can somebody, anybody, make an argument to convince me this is the workings of a rational and healthy mind?
Imagine being an American, and seeing your President denigrate and demolish the White House and put a AI set of McDonalds arches on top of it. Wouldn't you be absolutely livid?
That's me. I'm that American. Fuck you, Donald. Choke on a fucking Big Mac, bitch.
That's me. I'm that American. Fuck you, Donald. Choke on a fucking Big Mac, bitch.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Imagine being an American, and seeing your President denigrate and demolish the White House and put a AI set of McDonalds arches on top of it. Wouldn't you be absolutely livid?
That's me. I'm that American. Fuck you, Donald. Choke on a fucking Big Mac, bitch.
That's me. I'm that American. Fuck you, Donald. Choke on a fucking Big Mac, bitch.
Imagine being so bought and paid for that even after everything is done, you go back to massa for affirmation that you were one of the good ones....
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Imagine being so bought and paid for that even after everything is done, you go back to massa for affirmation that you were one of the good ones....
I don't know what this strategy is supposed to be, but I know what's not - honest. Trump could release the Epstein files unilaterally.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I don't know what this strategy is supposed to be, but I know what's not - honest. Trump could release the Epstein files unilaterally.
For the exactly four people that are remotely concerned with this asshole - America's 26th best Sword Youtuber recently went full chud - I think we now have a reason why. Welcome to the grift train, Metatron.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
For the exactly four people that are remotely concerned with this asshole - America's 26th best Sword Youtuber recently went full chud - I think we now have a reason why. Welcome to the grift train, Metatron.
NXT 2025 -
I think Hunter has a type....
I think Hunter has a type....
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
NXT 2025 -
I think Hunter has a type....
I think Hunter has a type....
For a city of NY's size to spend 10 billion a year (ignoring that a lot of it will be tax breaks / low-interest loans, and other offsets) is not honestly that much, especially if it houses 200,000 additional families.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
For a city of NY's size to spend 10 billion a year (ignoring that a lot of it will be tax breaks / low-interest loans, and other offsets) is not honestly that much, especially if it houses 200,000 additional families.
The font's a little off, but when I see this image, I expect Kson to beat the shit out of him with a bicycle and then go back to opening a coin locker or playing Pocket Circuit.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The font's a little off, but when I see this image, I expect Kson to beat the shit out of him with a bicycle and then go back to opening a coin locker or playing Pocket Circuit.
We're not big mad. Don't say that we're big mad.
(Note: Everyone on the left understands that land doesnt vote, you fucking idiots.)
(Note: Everyone on the left understands that land doesnt vote, you fucking idiots.)
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We're not big mad. Don't say that we're big mad.
(Note: Everyone on the left understands that land doesnt vote, you fucking idiots.)
(Note: Everyone on the left understands that land doesnt vote, you fucking idiots.)
I'm not a superfan of Avatar, so this MTG set doesn't wow me, but the "One With The Elements" SL gets me. That artstyle is fantastic. I still won't get it because normal non-bot people can't get SLs, but I like it and I guess I'll proxy it or hope it's at my FLGS later.
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm not a superfan of Avatar, so this MTG set doesn't wow me, but the "One With The Elements" SL gets me. That artstyle is fantastic. I still won't get it because normal non-bot people can't get SLs, but I like it and I guess I'll proxy it or hope it's at my FLGS later.
CA GOP be getting a bit weird.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
CA GOP be getting a bit weird.
This asshole is an evangelical preacher with his own church.
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This asshole is an evangelical preacher with his own church.